Ain't nuffink bettah den some noice big dakka and dah rock 'ard armor. Sept maybe some cybork eyes. Deys is good fer seein' the panzy gits. As fer dah spikey gitz or dah panzy gitz? Spikey's is my favorite tah krump. Dat 'hard armor dey got makes a nice sound when you pop it wiff a deffgun. And their bitz go EVERYWHERE. S'like poppin' a squig fulla nails!
I wuz 'spectin sumfin like: "Ta crush dem pansies, ta see 'em driven afor ye, an ta hear da malen... da lamen... da WAAAGH!!!" (sorry, I'm pretty bad at writing Orkish, and English isn't even my native language to begin with)
Orkish isn't something you learn, it is something you just throw out of your mouth and see if it sounds right!
The best thing in life would be stomping around and going dakka dakka with my ork buddies...if I had any ork buddies. Whenever I try to make ork friends, I just get funny looks. I'm an ork on the inside, I tell them, but they won't listen! The seconds best thing in life would have to be looting. Going around the ork camps, picking up bits and gubbinz, putting stuff together and making things...like ornaments, and shorts. Gee, this cactus dye stings...
