I THOUGHT WE WUZ WAYS ON A ROLL!!! None of da bosses Eva told me nuffink, Cept go 'ere, Krump and zogg, den go somewhere ova der 'n do da same fing. We'ze always winnin, even when We'z losin, cuz all we gotta do is Krump, zogg, and dakka.
As a Blood Axe, I can tell ya grots dat we iz seeing victa. ..victoo, WINNIN' way too early ta see dat dis is wut da beakies want! Da gits want us ta win! Oi, now I know wat ya ladz are finkin', "Yer a stinkin' Blood Axe, and ya know 'umies, and yer ded kunnin', but why would da beakies be losin on purpose?" Well yer all got squigs fer brains, and I'll tell ya why. Everytime da beakies start gettin' beat by da spiky ladz, or da panzees, or by us propa Orks, da gits git loot. It's not loike 'ow we do it after a propa scrap. Dat's propa kultur, and it's da way of da Orks, ya fight, ya win, ya get loot. It's da big cycle dat we Orkses always follow. Da beakies are doin' sumfin' roight kunnin'. Dis is zoggin' 'ard to follow, but lissen close! Everytime da gits lose, they run back, and beg their Empewaaaagh!!! fer more dakka and more choppa. And instead a just boxin' da sorry grots on da ear's or yellin' at them until dey win, 'e actually gives 'im dakka and choppa like dey ask!
