Iz not a very smart git, and da Eldarz smash me and me boyz. SO WAZ I TELL EM? HOW WEEZ GONNA KILL DA SISSY ELDAR? 'AVE I GOTTA GET MORE DAKKA OR JUST UN BIG SLAB OF STEEL? DA TRUKKS DO NO GOOD AND DEY POP OUTA DA GROUND! HOW YOU AND YOUZ BOYS SMASH EM RIGHT?
Da ansah iz DAKKA! Dat don't work? Use MORE DAKKA!!! Dem panzeez iz too 'ard ta hit wiv a choppa an dey'z supah fast, so fill da air wiv lead.