Lissen up, youz awl. They calls meeb Ribkin', da chip-toovveded boss Bin playin' gamz most o' mi life an developin' dim fer da past 14 years. Meeb was introduceded ter da 40K oo-nee-verz ubbout fiv or so years ago an ab bin 'ooked ebur since. Me've bin completelee loyul ter da WAAAGH! on da tabul (though, meeb tink dat was mostlee due ter playin' Duwn o' Waa....meeb 'eard ow Orks sound fer da furst time an ab neva eben considereded playin' ony uvver horde since). So ya kan bet you'll find meeb online stuck in wif da boyz as well. Me'll be smashin' eenytin dat gets in mi way. An da clan opshunz are amazin'! Me'm usualey exciteded ter see Orks jus' as an opshun, but ya tell meeb dat der are gonna be Ork clans too!? Ploppaz! Datz zoggin crazy! Me'm gonna need ter du sum serious dinkin' while meeb wait, koz me've scurry dim awl. But if there’z vehiclz in da game, i might need ter side wif dem Evil Sunz boyz....espeshully if i kan ab mi own bike! Me'm extremelee exciteded ubbout Eternul Crusade an can't wait ter kills meeb sum Space Marinz! WAAAAAGH!
Words of greeting are of no meaning to you, I can see that in your eyes, beast. You want a good fight, don't you? Put down that hors d'oeurve, it's time fer tha main course!
Much ork Such WAAAGH!!! WELCOMZ TO DA *COUGHSNORTSNEEZEBLEEDDIE* oh excuse me... Welcome to the forums!
another ork..... well greetings barbaric creature your kind speak a lot of nonsense fight this kill that
Dank ya awl fer da warm greetin's Scrap dis kills dat, you say? Ya forgot about stomp, smash, an crump! You beakies fink yer bedda dan da Orks....but meeb gotsa 'uge choppa dat tells meeb ovverwiz. Meeb can't wait ter show it ter ya. Mwahahahaha!
