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The Wonders Of Ork Technology

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Bulosh, Jul 12, 2014.

  1. Bu'losh 'Eadcraka Bulosh Active Member

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  2. Blood God Kaos Active Member

    thats just plain racist, orks dont make tech, they steal it with their lootas!
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  3. Orkman D Orkman Curator

    Honestly Ork tech is pretty dang crazy. Teleporters, force field generators (that they shoot instead of use for themselves). I love reading the old lore books and seeing all the crazy civilizations that Orks raise up.
  4. Fireeye Fireeye Well-Known Member

    To be fair, it's not as if they actually "invent" all that stuff. The singular technologies are hard-coded into the genes of the mekboyz, and they just randomly combine the stuff in their inventory until they get something that does not explode in their face.

    Thinking of it, life for a Mekboy must be like a Monkey Island style point and click adventure come true. Actually, why the hell is there no game like that?
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  5. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    A
    all of my yes someone do this relic do it.
  6. Blood God Kaos Active Member

    hell they like stuff that explodes good, even if its in their face, as long as it makes a big hole that takes alot of the planet with them!
  7. Orkman D Orkman Curator



    Whether or not it's hard coded into the genes to be mekboyz, there's plenty of stories of them making new technology whether it be the inspiration of a titan, orkifying certain weapons into far better (if slightly more explosive) variations, or redesigning a space hulk to be a very big set of squig pens.
  8. Yooz boyz tawk like umies..

    Less yappa' moar dakka!

    Orky fing te dew is fro moar fings at em til dey blow up moar bigga!
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  9. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    I can tell you new GIT so I'll go easy on ya we only talk in orky speak when wez RPing UVA wise it's a but ard ta understand when ya ave a legi-legit- A REAL DISCUSSION. Now ya gotz any fink productive ta add ta DA discussion or ya just 'avin a larf. IZ been ere quite a while now don't let me title fool ya I've been ere since oktba. Now back to our regularly scheduled programing
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  10. Bu'losh 'Eadcraka Bulosh Active Member

    I died at, "Anti-Depressant".
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