Sighing, Kyle turns to the cowering humans, "I'm only going to ask this once imbeciles, so let's make this quick. You are either going to have an extremely brutal death, or you can turn and worship Khorne. Pick one, now." He said, riving up the chainaxe, voxing back to Bossus, he ask, "What are we supposed to do here again? I must have missed the part where you tell us to do something important outside of wholesale slaughter."
"Sure why not, it's not like I have somewhere important to be right now" Deadpool said and jumped onto a teleporter. "Oohhhh I have something like this in my pocket, WOAH" and he was zapped. Next thing he know, he was down on the ground, in a quite rural environment, with lots grass and sheep. "Summer lovin' havin' a blaaast...Summer lovin' happened so faaast...I met a girl taught her to skiiiiii...met her boyfriend, broke both his kneeees" "Okey okey, we are fine and alive, no need to kill us with your singing skills". "I thought it was nice." "Damn, you have no sense of culture. I was just trying to get us into the locale...share some of the regional flavor..." "We are in Greece!" "Exactly, Grease. How about that Olivia Newton John? She's a Greek Pita I'd like to stuff..." "She's Australian, not Greek...And the musical "Grease" has nothing to do with the country Greece...And we are in ancient Rome, as in Italy" "Oh...I thought she was from New Zealand. That's one thing I hate about Australians, always sounding like New Zealanders. A deceptive people." "Yeah, that gets me too. Though they did give us Koala Bears" "I hate Koala bears. Any animal with pockets...I thought you knew that." "No. Even Kangaroos?" "Especially Kangaroos. I don't trust any animal that has more storage space than I do naked. Anyway what's this about hmmm? Where are the other guys?" "Perhaps this is a single player?" "They are not that lucky...." Deadpool moved around the field, looking if there was actually anything here than just bunch of four legged wool sweaters.
"My name is not Servitor-Dalek! My name is Delta! I am a Dalek! I am superior to you! We are superior to anything! You have no authority to command me!" He answered, wiggling back and forth. ~~ After Kyle stepped into teleportahhhhh (TRANS-BEAM DEVICE DETECTED!) ~~ "MAXIMUM EXTERMINATION, UNDERSTOOD!" Delta replied and moved through the device to team up with Deadpool. "Your name also starts with D, like a Dalek! Like Delta! Do you enjoy extermination? I love extermination! Exterminate! Exterminate!"
With a short zap, and sudden materialisation, the Greater Demon popped into the plane of Ancient Terra, the grass and greenery already wilting and dying in his presence. Not wanting to stand longer than he planned to, Mukk'Dun sat down in the grassy field, where a short and gargled bleat was heard. In a state of confusion, the demon grasped under his buttocks, and yanked out a horrified and disease ridden brown sheep. The livestock, originally bearing wool of white, was seen as neither useful, interesting or underwear, and was thrown into the side of a nearby cottage, compromising the intergrity of said shack, causing it to collapse shortly after. A small boy in rags came bounding up toward the mighty demon, more curious than fearful. Before he could utter any words of greeting, Mukk'dun vomitted over him a green substance. The little human began to twitch as he caught sign of the broken cottage's outhouse. With an interesting look from the demon, the boy began to voraciously dry-hump the exterior of said toilet, not stopping for a second. The demon looked down to the boy's side, where he spotted one of his own Nurglings, dry humping its leg. The Greater demon cared little for what had happened, and swiftly fell asleep where he sat, a gurgle coming from under him, and a brown stain flowing down the short hill nearby.
Deadpool turned around and saw a funny looking creature that talked a lot about extermination. "Yeah I do like it, I loved it quite some time ago, before this career change, now I just think about it. A lot. Hey Dalek, ever stop and get that nagging voice in the back of your brainpan wondering why we do the things we do?" "You mean us?" "No, like sometimes... don't you just look up in the middle of snapping a guy's neck and say - Hey, this is not my beautiful house? This is not my expensive car? Like, I'm busting my hump so a fat guy in a white suit can get a manicure!" "You are really quite Zen about all this. Like you are having regrets?" "I got no regrets." "Regrets are for wusses!" "Indigestion, the occasional stubborn itch... but no regrets. Like this career change. You see me sweating it? NO SIR! Dry pits all around!"
while zachery struggled the blood raven pressed the telepoorters teleport button sending them into a room filled with objects and statues. zachary immediatly pushed himself away from the cloaked blood raven and approached the gold. STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINIAL SCUM. the voice caught both the blood raven and zachary off guard they turned around to see a group of guards.
[Hostile Humanoids Detected. Zachary will prevent them from interfering] Zachary stated, flatly, as he unfolded he weapons limbs and blasted the poorly armed humans with plasma bolts. With their corpses still smoking on the ground, Zachary scanned for additional enemies. There were none. With the perimeter safe, Zachary began looking around for shinies. There were many of them. They had been teleported into a grand hall of some sort. Marble columns lined the entirety of the chamber, supporting the arched roof high above. The walls were adorned with large tapestries, depicting all manner of scantily clad humans engaging in a variety of heroic looking deeds. Some led armies. Others engaged in single combat with massive beasts. The tapestries were not shiny, thus of little interest to Zachary. However, the many tables adorned with golden goblets, plates and cutlery were very interesting. This place seemed to be an area designated for the consumption of food and beverage. Weakly fleshbags and their need for sustenance. Zachary approached the nearest table and picked up a gleaming goblet. He empty the red contents on the floor, detecting significant levels of ethanol in it. It was wine. Zachary had no need of wine. The cup was jeweled and fashioned of gold. This pleased Zachary. Zachary placed it back down, and began looking for some means of carrying all of these items. A bag or satchel of some sort. There were none at hand. A loud clang and ear piercing shriek drew Zachary's attention behind him. A female had dropped a large tray laden with fruit. She was screaming in some form of Proto-Gothic. Zachary had difficulty understanding what she was yelling. She fled before Zachary could shoot her. Zachary looked to the fleshbag Marine that was Maxis. [Fleshbag, that female will alert further guards to Zachary's and your presence. Find her and terminate her. Zachary will remain here, and secure this area]
maxis began running towards the sound of screaming to see the girl closing s door on him. he began adjusting the teleporter on his back to he pressed a few buttions then the sound of thunder sounded as he found himself to see the back of the women he reached out with the mechanical arm on his back and grab a hold of her that caused her to scream more. maxis quickly grabbed from his back some duck tape and some good old clorform. he opend the bottle and put it to her nose her screaming died down. maxis began duck taping the girl when he herd foot stops and saw a large amount of girls with a shock of horror on some of there face and others a bit of fear in the back he saw a greek that looked very much like there leader he was shouting. THE GIANT HAS STOLEN THE SOUL OF THAT WOMEN AND IS NOW TAKING HER TO ON HER BODY AND BONES ATTACK MEN ATTACK THIS DAEMON.maxis quietly said shit to himself as he called in his 2 servitors. the greeks soliders where even more horrfied when they saw his servitors parts of human flesh and other of metal. Activate protocall eletric DARTS. the servitors began to rumble as both servitors raised there arms a few chinks and it began firing and many of the greeks began screaming those had not run from fear of the giants in its cloak where now being electrocute as the last of the greeks sergent men fell he began to charge at the giant. screaming in words of vengens for what he thought was his mens deaths the giant reached out and grab him the solider tried to stab the astartes only to have his sword break on his armor. maxis began to speak well your men seem to be unconsoius and you seem to be brave enough to attack an 8 foot astartes intersting maxis with his other arm grabbed his clorform and duck tape and began his capture of a nice greek pare. this should be good reaserch on human history if not meh i can agleast say i was back in time to grease. he put the women and the seargent over his shoulders and began walking back. maxis looks at the door and gets a good idea he begins carving a high gothic message in the door saying DO NOT ENTER. maxis smile and called his 2 servitors and began making his trip back to zachary.
"++Had you not been so impatient,i would have told you what the mission was++"Bossus voice echoed though Kyle's vox channel"++I have triangulated your position,and it seems you are right where i want you.Just a few meters away from you,there should be a couliseum,a rather large building,ultramarine-styled used for gladiatorial combat,just your style.Your mission is to join the ongoing tourneament,win it,which should prove no challenge,and win an audience with the current caesar.Once in in chambers,kill him.H...I mean Bossus out.++" During the vox transmission,the humans had fled,but many others had gathered in a crowd,standing in awe of Kyle's power.From the amalgamation of sounds,Kyle could only understand one word:Mars.
As team one faced the might of a bunch of sheep,they attracted the attention of a Roman Legion that just happened to be passing nearby,just as Bossus predicted.The romans,upon seeing the trio,thought them to be demons,and after summoning their divinities,decided to attack,while sending 3 messagers to call reinforcements from rome. The Legion is composed by 1000(997 now) 1,30 meters tall humans,armed with swords,tower shields and spears. 250 of them are cavalry,2 of them are generals.OOC:Go crazy on them,you have full control on the battle.