They only say these things because they are old and afraid of change, what you must consider is that it is your life and you should do what you want. Birthings are always painful, and bastard children often grow resentful of parents that disdain them, it's clearly the fault of these old rubes that Slaanesh wants to devour your sweet, sweet souls. The only reason that your elders are weighing you down with all these rules is because they are joyless and old and want you to be as well. Your debauched cousins don't adhere to all those silly rules and their city is doing just fine, why can't yours?
You tear out the heart of one of her rivals and present it to her, it's the traditional Chaos way of saying "Hey gurl, what's up wit you?"
Vunderbar, another problem sorted by the Councilors of the Kronos, that possibly possessed weapon will surely never come back to haunt you! Surely.
Well .... I am not pale enough and the whole soul-sucking thingie doesn't sound really appealing to me...
I know this [Female] bot that also is [the female eqiuilant of] a phaeron, and she just wont stop contacting me. Nice person, fine frame and these Optics that shines like a supernova in the darkness of the void. Shard of the a Ctan a fighter she is and a Great Tail too (The tail is also a symbol of balance to Necrontyr ... I dont need you to understand that) But she is a Daddys girl and He will De activate me the secound he gets the chance... and take over my Dynasty... Cant let that happen... so... What Race Is iam gonna exterminate Next?
Why you should clearly exterminate her father's Dynasty before he can conquer yours. Presenting the Alpha Male vibe to any female creature is an important aspect of wooing. But if that task is too insurmountable, exterminate the gnomes, quickly before it's too late. Why there's more than one way to skin a grot, you don't have to go full soul-sucker to see that not everyone needs the rigid aspect structure. You've got Corsairs and Extrodites don't ya?
Yeah but Exodites went like before the Fall.... And Corsairs... Yeah I guess.... But I don't even know where to start. And even, isn't that kinda mainstream to just join the Path of the Outcast? I want something cool, something new! Something nobody would think of!
Well all you Eldar seem to forget is that there are 4 Chaos Gods, and they love to screw eachother over. Mayhaps one of the others would be willing to safeguard your soul from their little sister, for a price of course.
Why can't I ... Serve the Emperor?! Or a Necron Dynasty? Fight under a Waaghboss?! That sounds far more exciting than the usual 'sell your soul' stuff!
Ok so you might have noticed that I'm not a violent guy but every once in a while my vision goes red and then next thing I know everyone is dead, everyone thinks I'm part of death company but im not, this is the only armor they had, what should I do?
