'Harkus' The Lead Belchas share their experiences of an organised assault on Fortress Harkus, against Heavy Bolters. "AGGGGHHHAAAA.. I WAS AT HARKUS! I WAS AT HAAARKUSSSSSS!" -Meganob "DA PIPEZ !!! NOT DA PIPEZ BOZZZ !!! NOT DA PIIIIPEZ !!!!" - Bossaroo "The bodies.. SO MANY BLOODY GITS CALLIN' FER ME NAME.. WHO AM I MEANT TO HEAL? WHO DO I PRESS F ON? AHAHAHAHAHAHAEEHEHEEE..." -Kadbrakk "I'z went inta harkuss a lad, I'z kame out a monsta " -Rokdak "Hrm? wot Harkus? eeheh no zog dat, da minute I'z saw da first flip I'z wuz ouda dere." -Rokdak "... Yeah.. I woz dere.. Wot about it.." *Smokes squig cigar* "It woz.. 'orrible.. A SLAUGHTA'..I dare not name da' name.. H..He-.. 'EAVY BOLTA'Z!" -Gruk'Lok Blakk Klaw "So.... so maneh trukks... so many wagons... ALL ZOGGIN' WASTED SCRAP NOW! WHY, MORK!? WHY DID YA LET IT HAPPEN!?" *Gross sobbing ensues in the workshop, as he tries to drown in oily beer.* -Gubbkanz "harkus? i'Z Don't even wish dat type of defeat on me worst panzy git enemy..." -Warboss Thrakka "I wuz dere, at Harkas... Runnin' 'round kover ta kover, watchin' as all da boyz 'round me dropped ded loik fliez. Da 'splosives... GORK AN' MORK ABOVE!!! DON'T SEND ME BAK IN, BOSS! OI! WAREZ ME ARM!!!" -Spikyteef "Back at Harkus.... yeah, jumping around as a proppa stormboy is a no go. The flakka dakka shredded da lads in momentz.... Me finking the rula of da zkys, juzt bvefore blowin into bitz midair.... NO MORE HARKUS PLS!!!!" -Krooza Nob "So dere I wuz, knockin' back anudder oil flagon wiv da Mekboyz an' kroozin' around in our roight flash Gunwagon, when suddenly KERBOOM! We'z arse first on da ground! I look up t' see wot grot blew the Flashwagon t' bitz, and there they wuz. 'Eavy boltas..." -Oilchugga "Ey, wot's 'dat sound?" -One of the unfortunate victims of the flying Gunwagon "I'z got me one roight in ma git fi..." -last words of Orgug da Shrimp "IT DUZN'T BEND DAT WAY!!!!!!!" -Drox "I'z on me way, Boss. I'z won't let you'z down, neva! You'z can coun-" -Gretchin #21, MIA Never forget, 15/08/2016.
I wus dere fightin da spikey gitz dere. dat autocannon fingy dat spikey boyz got ripped apart any unlucky boy like no tomorrow. Zog, I can almost hear dat zoggin fing roight now.
it isnt lol everybodies in the same boat on Harkus's latest incarnation ... orks just have the added "unfinished faction" problem to deal with as well, just like the eldar
"Yew see dis 'ere metal arm? Oi lost me arm at Harkus! Two bolts roit below da shoulda, blew it clean off. Painboy wuz roit dere ta stitch me up and poke me wif his bits. Oi owe me life to dat painboy. Warevah 'ee iz, fank yew, but also zog yew for taking me flesh arm layin' on da ground. An' fankz to da mek dat made me dis 'ere metal arm!" -Spikyteef, post-Harkus
I have gotten slaughtered as Orkz on Harkus (amazingly enough we managed to take out both gates, just to encountered three Predators and two turrets inside), and I can tell that the Eldar could make a thread like this too "Nooo Starshot Missile! You are to BLOW UP no BOUNCE OFF the Turret! After ten times it gets a bit tedious, even if you only have one missiles in the air at a time /cry. Also, the Eldar are generally bad at using the Ordnance Vehicles, even before the nerf and bug I guess my Ork could join this too, though I can't speak Orkish :/ "Lit'z do zum Karnage!" Heavy Bolter sound, followed by the departing of a few of Don not-so-much Karnage's bits. "Pain Boyyyyyy!" EDIT: I remembered which moving Harkus reminded me off (I hope this doesn't offend anyone) Apart from the fact that the Allies managed to win, the Orkz didn't.
Nah man.......its more like this. You think you are getting somewhere and then that damn flag unit shows up. View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfJuZoJCqQs
