Deep in the shadow realms where no one but the mightiest warrior dare tread, there is a place. In the place there is a box. And in that box lies a being of pure evil.

A cat.

This cat has battled gods and demons. He fought beside the Emperor himself during the Horus Heresy. This, of course, is a little known fact due to the fact that for the most part the cat spent most of it's time napping in the corner. Even during the titanic final battle between Horus and the Emperor himself, the cat spent most of his time grooming his luxurious fur.

So you might ask, how is this cat so crucial? Well, long answer short. It's a cat. Who the hell cares? It's a god damned cat. The Emperors cat even. That alone should make it important. What does this have to do with me? Well uh...

I once rubbed his tummy.

Hi, I'm Axianamos. Axian for short, or Dante if you decide you really feel like getting to know me.