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SO YOU WANT TO CLAIM SKULLS FOR KHORNE?!

Discussion in 'New Player Tips & Training' started by Timburwolfe, Jun 25, 2017.

  1. Grotduffa Timburwolfe Active Member

    THEN THE FIRST THING YOU WILL NEED IS A CHAINAXE, SANCTIFIED WITH BLOOD SPILLED IN GLORIOUS SLAUGHTER! WHEN YOU WIELD SUCH A MIGHTY WEAPON, YOU MUST NOT DISRESPECT IT WITH LIMP-WRISTED STRIKES! POUR ALL YOUR STRENGTH INTO EACH SWING! MAKE EACH ROAR OF ITS FEROCIOUS ENGINE A HYMN; EVERY WOUND YOU INFLICT A TESTAMENT! SUCH A HOLY INSTRUMENT DEMANDS SACRIFICE, AND YOUR VICTIMS ARE RARELY PREPARED TO MEET THE FULL FORCE OF KHORNE'S CHOSEN!

    THE NEXT THING YOU MUST DO IS DEVOTE YOURSELF TO HIM! PLEDGE TO MURDER IN HIS NAME AND WEAR HIS MARK UPON YOUR ARMOR! SPILL BLOOD FOR KHORNE AND YOUR BODY WILL GROW STRONGER! DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME UPON VILE SORCERORS, FOR TO BEAR HIS MARK IS TO REFUSE THEIR TRICKERY! FIND ENEMIES TO SLAUGHTER OR RETURN TO YOUR BASE OR TRANSPORT TO SERVICE YOUR WEAPONS AND ARMOR!

    THE THIRD THING YOU MUST DO IS HARDEN YOUR RESOLVE AND STRENGTHEN YOUR BODY! THE BLOOD GOD HAS NO USE FOR COWARDS AND YOU MUST BE PREPARED TO SUFFER THE SAME DEFEAT THAT YOU WILL GRANT YOUR ENEMIES SHOULD YOU RUSH BLINDLY INTO COMBAT AGAINST A SUPERIOR FOE! NO MATTER YOUR OPPONENT, WHEN YOU ENGAGE THEM IN BATTLE YOU MUST COMMIT TO IT UNTIL EITHER THEY LIE DEAD BEFORE YOU, OR YOU LIE DEAD BEFORE THEM!

    FOURTH, YOU MUST ENDEAVOR TO PLACE SOLID OBJECTS BETWEEN YOURSELF AND THE COWARDS WHO SEEK TO FIRE UPON YOU AT RANGE, BE THOSE OBJECTS ROCKS, WALLS, VEHICLES, OR YOUR BROTHERS IN ARMS! SUCH COWARDS ARE NOT WORTHY TO GAZE UPON SUCH MIGHT FROM AFAR! LET THEM COME TO YOU IF THEY POSSESS THE BRAVERY THEY CLAIM, OR RUN THEM DOWN LIKE THE COWARDS THEY ARE IF THEY TURN TO FLEE, FOR WHEN THEY CAN NO LONGER BENEFIT FROM COWARDICE THEY WILL BE FORCED TO CHOOSE WHETHER TO STAND THEIR GROUND OR DIE DISHONORED!

    FINALLY, YOU MUST LEARN TO REVEL IN THE SLAUGHTER NO MATTER THE OUTCOME! IF YOU ARE TO DIE, THEN FIGHT WELL, DIE WITH HONOR AND KNOW THAT KHORNE WILL RETURN YOU TO BATTLE TO SERVE HIM ONCE MORE! CARE NOT IF YOUR BLOOD IS SPILLED, FOR HE CARES NOT WHERE THE BLOOD FLOWS OR FROM WHOM THE SKULLS ARE CLAIMED! LEARN FROM YOUR FAILURES AND NEVER GIVE UP, FOR YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BECOME STRONGER!

  2. Demetri Dominov Demetri_Dominov Arkhona Vanguard

    THIS LIST IS INSUFFICIENT FOR THE NUMBER OF KHORNE YOU PLACID WORM!!! I SHALL COMPLETE IT.

    SIXTH, YOU SHALL KILL. BRING EIGHT KHORNE CHAMPIONS AFIELD AND KHORNE WILL REWARD THEE WITH GLORIOUS SLAUGHTER.

    SEVENTH, YOU SHALL MAIM. FIGHT FOR EXECUTIONS AMONGST YOUR BRETHERN. YOU ABOVE ALL SHALL RAIN SKULLS AND BLOOD TO THE LORD OF MURDER - THERE CAN BE NO DISPUTE.
    TAKE THEIR SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE WITH YOUR CHAINAXE. BRING MANSLAYER. EXECUTE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

    EIGHTH, YOU SHALL BURN! KHORNE EXTENDS HIS FAVOR TO RANGED AS WELL AS MELEE, INCLUDING ABADDONS GRACE. NOTHING PLEASES KHORNE MORE THAN PUTTING DINNER PLATE SIZED SUCKING CHEST WOUNDS INTO COWARDS FAR AFIELD!!

    KILL, MAIM, BURN, KILL, MAIM, BURN,KILL, MAIM, BURN, KILL, MAIM, BURN, KILL, MAIM, BURN, KILL, MAIM, BURN!!!!!!!
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  3. Catnium Catnium Well-Known Member

    eldar go home ur drunk..
    this is khorne not kaine.
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  4. Imperator5 Imperator5 Well-Known Member

    Papa Nurgle provides much better bonuses, plus new maggot friends for you!
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  5. You are all so... barbaric. You strength will turn against you all.
  6. Caentyr Caentyr Subordinate

    As if there's a difference.
    *GASP*
    I.....mean.....there's no connection to Khaine to Khorne they are TOTALLY DIFFERENT!

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD-......y handed god?

    Yes, Blood for the bloody handed god.

    not the same.


    You both are missing the most important step!

    Beg the devs to put world eaters in the game!

    Because the closest thing I can get to one is a pansey Word bearer with a khorne helmet, a chainaxe, and MOK. Which is fine until he starts talking about fukin Lorgar. NOBODY LOVES YOU LORGAR!
  7. Antheus Fiendly Confessor

    Oh dude, I just wish it could become a reality at any time.
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