Oi, nao who ye callin' a git ya git. I'z bein' all re-spons'ble like and pre'parin' fur da wurst kase scenar-ee-os. I'z want me grotz ta be awares 'f wutz 'round 'em. We'z all gunna needz wun of 'em kont...Kon-tin-gen-see planz dat da War Baws alwayz talkin' bouts. Iffin I'z meself jist bein' a Nob mindin' me own bizness, n sum sneakee pointee'ear touchin' me back-side, which o' our gitz gunna be makin' sure dey ain't stealin' me gold teef? Uz Orkz needin' be stickin' togetha moar mefinkin'. I'z allso finkin' we gun need be bringin' moar WAAAGH 'n eva befoar.
Yer jus' worried 'bout NOTHIN', runt! If 'dere's a Twiggie 'dat sneaks 'round loike a grot, ye just 'ave ta keep a gud eye 'round fer yourself! Or heck, get a mob of boyz around you'z if anythin'! 'Dat way, tha Twiggie needs to git through 'dem before 'dey reach you'z! As a matta of fact, I'z can stand NEXT to ya's a lotta the toime if ah have ta! Not because I'z want ta zap yer noggin' and knock ye out ta steal yer teef an' gear or anyfing.
/Hologram Appears /Distorted Image of a Farseers shimmers Do you heed the call to battle ! /Hologram Fades Away
Dem 'umies need a certain day to fite? Bwah, dey r wek, and dis showz it. Us orkz dunt ned a day to fite, we r da bestest, and greenest. tell dem 'umies to stop messingen us.
My heart yurns to cast of the Lamenters symbol and become Orkified. But as one of two people with a lamenters symbol on the forum, and my deep abiding love for them, I cannot. I am a man torn. Especially since I can't stand any of the other factions at this point. The Orky fanbase is da best fanbase. Gonna take me pointy sticker and bleed da 'umies and da spikey boyz and da sparkly gits over and over and over 'til deh don't move no more then gonna fade back inta the brush and do it again and again.
*DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA Oi I just killed dat lamenty guy! Now you can loot all ov his kit! Der problem solved all ya gotta do is loot da stuff dat you want in loif!
