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Oi You Lot, Wots Ya Kit?

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Mhorge, Feb 17, 2014.

  1. I juzt wantz me meganob powa arma a Kombi shoota/skorcha an a powa klaw
  2. Loadza Dakka Skull_Splitta Well-Known Member

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    Dis iz me shoota, dere are many like it, but dis one iz mine!

    Ork shootas are my favorite weapon. They're simple, but they're everything I love about gunz. Noisy as hell, and a high rate of fire!

    Also, it would be cool if orks could kustomize their shootas. Maybe nothing that changes stats, just the looks. It would be really orky too, given that they like to personalize things.
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  3. Thrakka Thrakka Master

    PROPPA SHOOTA!!!!
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  4. Kaazid GarySharp Well-Known Member

    No gunz fer me, jus a 'uge choppy axe an a mean ass'ed, juiced up cyboar wiv an attitude problem.
  5. Krooza Nob Bozz KroozaNob Well-Known Member

    Oy guyz! You're talkin'bout weapons and gears? On ma thread i'm askin what we could use as vehikles . Feel free to post without any prob! :) (pointing ma dakka at ya faces....)
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  6. Nosmo Nosmo Scribe

    I' orl depen's 'ow I git fixed up, bu' I'd rarva like ta 'ave a dakka deffgun! If I 'ave to werk me way up frum shoota, ta kombi-skorcha, ta kustom kombi-skorcha furst, I prob-lee won' be nekk-snappin'-lee angree. Prob-lee, hur hur...
  7. Orkman D Orkman Curator

    YA RUNTZ CALL DAT A WAAAAGH!?? 'ERE'Z A WAAAGH YA LOT CAN REALLY LURN FRUM

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!


    Now dat we 'ave dat lessun outta da way, I will speak to dis whiny panzee and see wut dey want. Ya gotz ta be as cleverz as a bad moon when it comes ta dealin wif dese unorky odda wize, 'ows ya gonna get sum good flash?

    Ya see, twiggy, da 'umie 'omeworld is a mighty tall orda. It'll be a gud fight, and right proppa, I'll give ya dat. But den what? NO more beakies, no more of dem catchy tan boyz wiff dem nice extra choppy rippa's dey got. And den we gots ta find more of dem in da WAAAAAGH!!! ratha den let em come ta us afta we snag a nice little gargant factory or two.

    So 'ere's a much betta offa. Ya give us all yur dakka and we MIGHT fink about fightin dem 'umies a wile.

    Dats da new offa.
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  8. a metal Gob, a keiser helmet (aka Pickelhaube) , and 1 shoota and 1 chopper in each hand.

    Dis grot is coming in swinging!
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  9. JuSpE Active Member

    Burnas and Choppas! First burn them and then chop them, then burn them again! :mad: [​IMG]
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  10. Some sort of semi automatic shotgun, if not, big shoota!

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