Da Deffskullz looted an entire moon an' zogged an entire planet wiv' it! Also, gotz ta admit! Panzie Shootaz are useless an' weird lookin', but have you seen deir Jetbikez! Doze are fast buggerz, ain't dem! We'z could also loot deir Psykaz an' 'ave dem powa our Gargantz! Imagine it! A huge zoggin' gargant wiv' poward by a Fahseer! I'z kan see da faces of dem panzies already, screamin' in pain! HAHAHA!!!
First, that part about the moon is crazy awesome. Also it's one of those Wh40K things I hear occasionally that makes me go "What? Really?" Only in this case it's more believable than if others were doing it. Because Orks. Strange how that works. Second, behold somewhat relevant things. Looted Farseer Macha. Just in case text is hard to make out in the image. Text from left image = Ork #1: Looks Like we got a new playthin'! Ork #2: I'm gonna loot DAT ASS, know wat I'm sayin'! Macha: No... NO! (thinks to self Yes x 17)Right Image Text = Ork: FIRE YOUR LAZER!! Macha: I'M CHARGING MAH LAZER, MOTHERF***ER! (mutters F***in' Orks!) Looted Emperor.
Iz Evry ting getz looted whedda dey loikz it ur not, be it emprah or pointy ear lassies. in her case she wuz kinda alroight wif it ifen yaz know wotz iz mean. many gitz ran in fear at da mear soight ov da looted dakka eldar, den derez da looted humie emprah fer wen yaz wanna convey dat speshul message.
Can da eldah still be kutt up by da simple knives? Or do I have ta whip out da spikey equipmunt ta get dere' guts out
