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My Sword Is At The Emperor's Command. I Answer To No Other Man, Living Or Dead.

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by Ardenstrom, Nov 5, 2013.

  1. Tech-Captain Drakka TechCaptain Arkhona Vanguard

    Welcome brother of the light of the emperor. The Bloodmoon Hunters welcome thy and shall see the on the battlefield.
  2. John Patterson Active Member

    Welcome battle-brother! Don't worry about being new to 40k. Everyone usually obtains their nerd rage around year 1.
  3. Im on year 8 and I won't quit!
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  4. Deathwraith Deathwraith Active Member

    Interesting.... I feel this one can still be guided to the light of Isha. Do not be fooled by these ignorant mon-keigh! Come, join the Eldar today! (Honestly, we have a pretty good retirement scheme; after you have died serving the craftworld your soul is trapped in a soul gem and placed in the craftworld where you can make casual chit-chat with all other dead eldar for the rest of eternity. ;))
  5. Tech-Captain Drakka TechCaptain Arkhona Vanguard

    Die foul heathen. Suffer not the witch nor the Xeno. This one will lead the to the path of ruin. Listen not to it's lies and false promises.

  6. The light of Isha currently resides in the Garden of the False-God Nurgle. You wouldn't want anyone to be guided there,
  7. John Patterson Active Member

    *Turns around* Oh! Hold on Deathwraith! Draigo is will to give you a tour of the gardens... as well as his bolter, you xenos scum.
  8. Deathwraith Deathwraith Active Member

    Clearly my point has been proven. These ignorant mon-keigh do not realise a metaphor when they see one. The light of Isha is her teachings, guidance and care. I obviously didn't mean Isha was a giant woman who glowed like a beacon that all Eldar should walk towards.
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  9. Tech-Captain Drakka TechCaptain Arkhona Vanguard

    I knew your meaning foul witch, and I shall not let my brethren fall to your wiles.

  10. Hey, us astartes have Feelings too :(
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