I've noticed the sharp increase in the number of people wanting to draw concerns to Nathan's attention recently. Being the public-spirited guy that I am, I thought I'd do the Eternal Crusade community a favour by creating a cut-out-and-paste template to help people deliver their feedback in a more time-efficient way.

Simply paste this into a reply or new thread of your choice, fill in the blue subject line and delete the other coloured options as applicable.

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Dear Nathan/Mr Spandex/Shark-eating Icelander,


I recently heard the news that (insert subject here).

This filled me with delight/dismay/horror, and I want to let you know my thoughts/vent my spleen/hit someone until they bleed.

I am posting this as a Founder/as a fan/on an anonymous account because I fear your retribution.

I'd like to start by making it clear that I'm still fully confident in Behaviour/tired and emotional/off my tits on heroin and I hope what I have to say will reflect that.

I'm increasingly feeling that this game is going places/through difficult times/to hell in a handcart, and that the devs are all awesome/leaving in droves/frothing maniacs.

This must continue/change/stop.

If it doesn't, I will be a sad panda/write a strongly worded letter to Kotaku/repeatedly stab you in the eye with a spork.

I am confident that the rest of the community agrees with me entirely/agrees with me entirely/agrees with me entirely, except for Valrak/the idiots/everyone other than me.

In response to my post/criticism/hate-filled rant, what I want you to do is share more spandex photos/give excruciating amounts of detail/troll me mercilessly by way of reply.

I would also like you to update the FAQ.

I hope you have a nice day/don't take this personally/die in a fire.


Thank you/Sucks to be you/F*** you.

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AHAHAHHAHA.



Don't tell me what to write.

Dear Mr Spandex,


I recently heard the news that subject insert here.

This filled me with delight, and I wanted to hit someone until they bleed.

I am posting this as a fan.

I'd like to start by making it clear that I'm off my tits on heroin and I hope what I have to say will reflect that.

I'm increasingly feeling that this game is going places, and that the devs are all frothing maniacs.

This must continue.

If it doesn't, I will be a sad panda.

I am confident that the rest of the community agrees with me entirely, except for Valrak.

In response to my post, what I want you to do is share more spandex photos by way of reply.

I would also like you to update the FAQ.

I hope you have a nice day.


F*** you.

While funny this needs to be in off topic. Moved.

Aww, c'mon. There's over 1.4 million permutations and a free text line!

Fair enough.

Id use dis but itz not in orkspeak ya see, dere for I cant.
yes Im trying to sound needy

Today / Yesterday now that its 12:16. And before you ask no I did not bribe them to let me become a mod so don't ask.

He bribed me with an Imperial Fist vote instead...

the green text is for nurgle the blue is for tzeentch the red for khorne: where is the pink for slaanesh?