It is indeed a common topic in 40k communities. It's EC's turn now. I'm thinking an exploratory fleet/scout of some kind, perhaps a rogue trader with some Imperial Navy back up. Thing is, aside from bodies, we wouldn't have much to offer. We've raped our planet of resources - then again, compared to many Imperial worlds, we're still pretty green. I suppose they could force us into becoming an agri world. But we could contribute hundreds of millions to the Imperial Guard.
I see a new job prospect, sod joining the IG zerge, I'm of to Mars to train up on my love of Tanks and keeping them on the battlefield Tech specialist Isyder reporting.
1. The Genestealer Gene dormant in my system activates, I become a slave to the Hive Mind, a genetic monstrosity. 2. Vive La Revolucion! 3. Hive Fleet arrives 4. Curbstomps the Imperium 5. ?????????? 6. PROFIT!
I'm an infantry vet who is still of age to serve, so I'd volunteer for the PDF first, before they drafted my ass into the IG.
Sincerely? Wait for the initial scouring to end, hijack a transport ship, forcing the driver to go to the nearest ork held territory. Once reached the closest orky planet, try to find a little mob of boys, challenge the nob, hopefully beating it and gain respect from the other boys. Then I'll ask to be shown to the local warlord, and make him a proposal: give me a place in his WAAAGH in exchange for the direction for a planet with tons of humies and flashy stuff. (by that point Earth population will have been already brainwashed or exterminated) Have fun with da boys, hoping to last long enough to grow in size thanks to the ork gestalt psychic power till I can actually gain the title of nob. Say zog you to all the human plotting, betraying, abuse of others just for one's interest, EH EH AH!
Welp Rip Guess I am going to have to bow to the imperials If I am lucky they might make us into workers But if they found the internet........ Things would possibly Get worse by the magnitude of 30 and we would get nuked and turned into A penitnet world if they are feeling merciful. If worse comes to worse Sister of battle and possibly black templar Purge the world by hand or exsterminatus.
I'd welcome them with open arms. I'd feel safer with dozens of inquisitors checking my garbage for heretical items every day than living next to the war-crazed Putin.
To be fair, counting how Imperium works...Putin would be gubernator of this planet. He would be war crazy about near solar systems, and would draft as many people as possible into IG
