I KAN DODGE ALL'O YA BULLATZ! badaway, da zog?!? Ar'ya a humie or an ork? Anywaya, zomp'tta ere. I hav ta dizkuzz wif ma boyz'bout new gitz ta stomp ya humiez... HE HE AH!
I wore an ork face for a party mask and forgot to take it off, in conjunction with my usual battle attire I fooled your guards! Now, eat bolt round damn it!
Mmmh, zoundz gud... Kall him'nd tell'im ta get all preppa'nd ready fer diz kruzad, and azk'im ta propoze new gitz ta uze fer da battla'nd how ta uze it. Badaway, DAT'Z MA LAUFTER, YA IDIAT!!
MA STORM BOYZ ARAN'T DAT IDIAT!!!... i fin... ANYWAYA, I'ZT HAV FUN ZTOMPIN YA ALL-ZNEAKY ORKY FAZE!!!
AIN'T NEED NO STINKIN' STORMBOYZ `N DEM LOUD BANGAZ! WOT DA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEED IS A PROPPA' GIT WOT KAN SNEAK UP ON DEM IMP-IMPE-BEAKY BOYZ `N SHANK `EM PROPPA'! BIG BOSS GIVE KOMMANDO THRAZGAR `ERE TE-TE-- PLENTY O' GITZ WIV `EM CAMOUFLAGE FINGZ `N A GOOD CHOPPA! WE'Z SNIK `EM REAL NOICE LIKE!
OY YA GIT! EVERA KIN'O BOYZ IZ REQQUIRED FER A PROPA WAAAAAAAGH! ANYWAY, wich typ'o gitz are ye finkin to bring'n da field? A niz tinga i wud like ta uze iz a kuztom loot'd tank dat kan be uzed alzo az a ztationnary artilary piez!
.....ya crazey, ya know dat? Anywaya, dat'z a gud idea, eva do i donut uze dat much a dakka. I prefar uzin'moar ma CHOPPA TO CHOPPA YER EAD, ZO DAT YA KAN ZAY DAT YA'V BEEN CHOPPAD BY A CHOPPER'Z CHOPPA!
OY GUYZ! ya kan alzo propoze new itamz, or alzo moddiffikazion fer da onez already exiztin! fer exampla, i wud lik'ta zee a mix betweena a wartrukk'nd a deaf dread. mure prezzicely, it shud be a tranzport veiccla, equipped wif a coupla'o sided clawz, uzable by zume gunnarz, to chop fer good da zneaky humiez whoz get too cloza, HE HE AH!
