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Killing Lucius...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Tior, May 5, 2017.

  1. Tior Elsworth Tior Steam Early Access does one go about killing Lucius the Eternal without having some sort of null or "immunity", like a 1v1 duel.

    Would be great to hear lots of creative ways on gutting the perverted champion.
  2. Get a Servitor to do it!
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  3. Hunter Tarrus TARINunit9 Well-Known Member

    You'd either have to drown him in Necrons/Tyranids (and no writer on the planet is ever going to write a story like that unless it was the machinations of another character, in which case Slaanesh would cheat and possess the schemer) or be completely ignorant that you ever killed him (a writer would only ever do this as a joke or a deconstruction)
  4. Tior Elsworth Tior Steam Early Access

    I doubt a servitor can 1v1 Lucius ahahahahaha!
  5. Lucius the Eternal entered the chamber, smiling widely and covered in blood.
    He'd just carved his way through an army and his warband was finishing them off.

    He stood before the hooded, seated figure of the planetary governor and commenced to tell him what he'd to him and his household.

    The figure reached up a hand and removed its hood to reveal it was a Servitor, whilst opening its robes with the other showing that its torso had been replaced by a large plasma, just as the first pressed the detonation switch.

    The aged, bedridden governor smiled as all the connected circuits sent the impulse to all the explosives throughout the palace, detonating them, killing anything and everything within its grounds, including the governor.
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  6. As above, you could suicide him. You could kill him and be in a place with no escape. you could kill him with something that eats souls, like the Doom, and basically give it a free meal. You could kill him with a High Enough number or Ranking Necron/Nid. You could make a servitor or Mechanicus robot do it. Or, for lulz, kill him with a grot and leave him in it.
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  7. Spookums MasterSpookums Well-Known Member

    Get an Orkeosaurus so stomp on him? Its also as likely to gore him. Then more than likely eat whats left. How far could a Warhound sized Squggoth punt him?
  8. Caentyr Caentyr Subordinate

    Y'know the iron hands have devices in their brains that can literally turn off all forms of emotion. A dozen of their firing squads could easily get the job done.

    but that would mean Iron hands would have to be relevant again.

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  9. Teef Trooper909 Recruit

    Just send the Ultramarines to do it because Ultramarines.
  10. On one hand I want to rage at this. On the other hand with how Age of Guillman is going I can totally see this happening. It is no coincidence our spiritual liege was rehired about a year ago and now all this is happening.

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