Dats cause Green isn't dah best! All dah Lads noes dat REDD is da best!! uze don't paint dah bitz green. Dah bits is aways REDD!! REDDDD!!! Sily hUmey
Red was da best, until the Speed Kult got Wreked! Yellow was da runner up, until da Bad Moons wer trashed! Black iz simply sneaky, so da Goffs Ahd no Chance! Green waz evar patient, so iz best because itz last.... ALIVE! ALIVE! DA Green will SURVIVE! -Chant of the most poetic Orc to ever live. Nameless and unsung. He was quickly rounded up and made into a soup after his confusing words gave offense to a nearby, Nob.
Imperial Scout Recording Of An Ork Battle Song on Arkhona. Da Red wunz got trux! Da Yellowz got dakkas! Da Blue wunz got lux! Da Brownz iz good trakkers! Da Goffs ar ded mean! But at the end of the day! We iz ALL Green! So bring on da Elves! Dey're poncy and weak! And bring on da Chaos! Cuz it's fighting we seek! And bring on da Humies! Cuz Green is da Best! And bring on da Nids! From outta da nest! The Orkzes are ere! We'll take on all Four! So gatha da Boyz! AND LETS HAVE A WAAAGHH!!!
ORKZ ARE GREEN DEAD ELDARS ARE BLUE HUMAN CORPSES GO GREY AND SO WILL YOU also... COZ GREEN IZ DA NEW BLAK
How nice :3. This is your... third or fourth? Greensies are like mushrooms, except you don't put them in your soup, this type of greenies put knives in your gullet... when they take off the purple camo cloak.
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." Uthan the Perverse Green is best as there is only war and the orks are war incarnate.
Once GW declared that Orcs came from spores I was done with 40k. Uthan is right though. They are a united species with one objective. Conflict. Seemingly unable to be corrupted beyond that objective and when they are, it's usually for more conflict and slaughter.
