OI! YOU NEW GITZ OUGHTA JUST BE ORKS, IT FITS A PUG'S PLAYSTYLE MORE DEN YOU STUFFY MAREEN-BOYZ! WE'Z DA BEST AT SPRAYIN' DAKKA AN RUNNIN' E'ERYWHERE, AN' YOU ALREADY DO DAT! COME TA DA GREEN TIDE!
HIT 'F' YOU SHITNUGGET. BY THE FUCKING EMPEROR HIT 'F', DON'T HAUL ME UP LIKE I'M A FUCKING PIECE OF LUGGAGE FOR 20 SECONDS, JUST PUSH 'F' FOR LITERALLY ONE STUPID GOD DAMNED SECOND AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK UP AND IN THE FIGHT. NO DON'T HOLD 'E' THAT TAKES TOO LONG AND YOU HAVE A FUCKING NEEDLE OF LIFE MOUNTED ON YOUR WRIST THAT WILL HAVE ME TEARING OUT SPINES IN NO TIME, JESUS FUCK YOU'RE PUTTING US BOTH AT RISK BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE VALUE OF THE 'F' KEY. THERE ARE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES HEADED OUR WAY, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THEM TWO FREE KILLS BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO PULL ME OFF THE GROUND LIKE I'M A FUCKING WEED, THAT JUST SCREAMS 'FUCKING SHOOT ME BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHICH KEY TO PRESS'. THERE ARE TEN OF US DYING RIGHT NOW AND 8 ARE GOING TO BLEED OUT BECAUSE YOU'RE PICKING US UP AND PATTING US ON THE BACK LIKE WE GOT FUCKING CHECKED AT A PEEWEE HOCKEY GAME. THAT NEEDLE IS SCREAMING AT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU AREN'T USING IT FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE. JESUS FUCK IT'S NOT COMPLICATED JUST STICK THE NEEDLE IN FRIENDLIES TO GIVE THEM HEALTH AND STICK IT IN ENEMIES TO FUCKING KILL THEM LIKE THE WASTES OF OXYGEN THEY ARE. MEDICINE CAN BE POISON IN HIGH AMOUNTS BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PRESSING THE FUCKING 'F' KEY. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! And that about sums up my thoughts every time an Apothecary revives me with 'E'.
Wow, I literally skipped that because I thought it was orkish and haven't had enough coffee yet to try to decode.
It should be noted that allies should help defend the Tactical. I cant even begin to tell you how many times I'll be the only Tactical trying to actually capture points and all around me the assaults are running around bashing heads and ignoring that one guy that keeps killing me and interrupting the capture.... over and over again..... Good times!
