Id like a scaled model for a 3d printer of that gentleman ork please. its so awesome, i just wanna put it on my desk at work and make my colleagues jealous. anyone, please? im not even kidding
I must say that my knowledge is put to the test... But I'm doing, except for messages too long ! ¤¤¤ Je dois dire que mes connaissances sont mises à rude épreuve... Mais je m'en sors, sauf pour les messages trop longs !
I don't have any problem reading it either, I find it much more comprehensible than what you see on some forums. Writing it is almost impossible though, unless I spend a few minutes on each sentence.
talking of forums, did you see what young teens write like in facebook? horrible. dey rite like dis. i'd prefer ork over that anytime, yet these kids write and talk like this
Daz da sekrit. Dey'z aktooly Orkz-in-traynin'! Oi! An' wut abowt dem olda' folkz dat kan't type an' do it wurse dan da kidz?
Roight yew gitz, oi'm gunna teech u umies 'ow to speek loik a roight propa Ork. Essentially the 'ork' pronunciation / spelling is an estuary english accent mixed with cockney (Mary Poppins step in toim) So in order to read Orky typing you will need to find the vowels that are missing or remove some that have been added, for example 'roight' would be 'right' the aim is to make it sound as rough as possible while still sounding correct phonetically, like 'yew' and 'you'. But really there isn't an 'official' way of speaking Orky so just wing it. YEW GITZ IZ DIZMIZZED WAAAGH!
