OI!!! I iz da a Big mek roun ere an i fink ya might ave an ard time stompin me frum down ser on da ground..har har haaaar
Neva tell a mek dat 'e can't do sumtin cuz den dey go an make sumfin dat can... anywayz I wants a big red rokkit ta strap to my back... an' I means it when I sayz big.
Ya rekon? Oi Meks! Ya can't make nuffin! Fact I bet ya can't make me da biggest n' fastest war trukk wi' da most dakka eva! Go a'ead n' prove I'm lyin'! Huehuehue
...Orite. *Much Flash, Many Sparks, Wow* Dis ere is a Soopa Squig. Itz da fastest squig eva made eva! I injected it wiv lotz of dem Bug Hormonez, to make itz mussles all tuffa. Den I gave I transfoosed most ov its borin blud, wiv Fightin Jooce! I den grafted on sum reel flash enjins on da bak of it. Wiv more burny stuff on dem. It woz growin in me basement fer bout 2 umie yearz now. Bout da size of a squiggoff, maybe even bigga. Ill make it bigga later. It has not wun, or too...but threee 'uge zzap cannons! Eeach wiv dere own generator. An' ov course. It's all Red. Da Buggy Hormonez made itz fleshy stuff red. I painted more red on afta. Dispoot me word, an' I'll ave Daisy eatz ya. It digests fasta den any squigg too by da way. heh heh heh...
Ere iz ya rokit lad madez it frum un of doz vulkeriz dem littul umiz flyz about wiff red paint and and a supa kuztum twiun turba genaratah boozta...and fuzzy dice.
Ere iz ya rokit lad madez it frum un of doz vulkeriz dem littul umiz flyz about wiff red paint and and a supa kuztum twiun turba genatatah boozta...and fuzzy dice.
