OI Iz new to dis WAAAGH an' Iz wanna know wot lads'r proud ta be ORKY! Dat way Iz can smash da gits wot aint! Now dis ere is 'ow it gonna werk: Wot Kinda Ork Klan is ya? Toofy Bad Moon, Dead 'ard Goffs, Sneaky Blood Axes, Speedy Evil Sunz, Scrappy Death Skulls? Er a few Iz forget.. Den wot kinda git is ya? Shoota boy? Stormboy? 'Eavy daka boy? Da weird Painboyz? SHOUT YER ZOGGIN KIT LADS AN' SCREAM WAAAAAAAAAGH! An' rememba! Da ones dat don't get KRUMPED!
Youz new 'ere?! Go look at Da Lead Belchas den! Biggest, 'ardest an' greenest o ALL DA ORKZ! An' we iz lookin' fer MORE BOYZ fer da WAAAGH!!! Oi iz sure dat Boss Thrakka will loike ta see ya dere! Alwayz need more grotz fer da grinda!
Da Boy already joined da 'Ardest Orkz! Ez' now part of Da 'Ard Waaaghboyz! Da deadliest Orkz in close combat, War Trukk riders, and Lootaz! We're Goffz, Evil Sunz and Deathskullz! Fink we even got a Blood Axe command 'er two.. 'Longside you Lead Belchaz though, dis 'ere is gonna be a great WAAAGH!!!
Yea just need dem Mekz ta GET DA GORK DARNED ENGINEZ TA GO FASTA!!! NEED DA KROOZAS ON ORKHONA NOW!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! @Volker94 EVEN DOH YOUZ DIDN'T JOIN ME KLAN YOUZ JOINED ONE OF ME ALLIES KLANS AND DATS STILL GUD! BE SHURE TA GET STUCK IN WITH MY BOYZ IF YOUR KLAN IZ MUCKIN ABOUT DOH! ALWAYS ACCEPT ORKY ALLIES DURIN DA FIGHT!