Heee hee hee...Dem Eldarz make fer gud lootin! Dere gunz, dere gubbinz dem.. Youze kan only win wen ya loot dere bases! Nah don't worry about dem runnin away dou, dey got dem stupid wunz wif da red hair dat wotz screem. ... dey alwayz seem ta run into dakka dou...odd ting dat...
Nuffin odd about it! Dey luv our flash so much, dey want a taste of our dakka furst 'and. Showin us dere respect dey are.
Bah! Dem panzees ar ovahkompinzatin fer sumfing wiff dere Shootahz Deyz look mor loik da fing RokDak blew 8,000 teef on den proppa flash
But jus fink for a secund my fellow mek. A trukk...dat hovas OVER umie traps. Goin fasta without da worry ov gettin stuck. Gettin to da foight wivout goin boom...as much. Is tellin ya. Hova Trukks is da way ta go.
I jus figyah'd dem panzees didntz knowz 'ow ta make wheelz Hmmmm...flyin ovah trapz you sez... But datz whyz we haz grotz, fer mine klearin! Dat wayz you'z getz da best of boff Ya klear out da trapz, an getz ta see em go off An ya kantz crush a gitz 'ead undah a floatin Trukk! You'z wuld jus glide ovah dem, wherez da fun in dat? Da point in 'avin wheelz iz ta get sum dum gitz bludd all ovah 'em!
But youz put spikey stuff unda da trukk. So youz can impale n gore da gitz unda yer trukk. An I dun ave maneh grotz. I keep steppin on em... By accident...yeah...accident. *mutter* No git'll ever know I do it cuz itz funny an red grot blood makes me legs go fasta*mutter*.
But if ya putz spikey stuff undah da Trukk den doze bitz mite set off da trapz en'neeway! An bezidez, ow ya suppoze ta stop da fing from movin so you'z kan shoot da gitz wiff da Trukkz gunz? You'z kan stop wheelz from turnin, but ya kantz stop da air from bein air! An wut if yer floatin Trukk endz up hittin da boss's Trukk cuz ya kuldnt stop it from movin? He'z gunna be proppa ang'ree 'bout dat
You makez many good pointz. Tuh which I 'ave an even betta plan. We take dem prancey eldar prism dakka fings. An' we make da best Zap Cannon eva. By we I mean me. I iz gonna make a Zap Cannon dat will shoot a hole through time space! Or blow up! Is excited for woteva happens!
