..."WE SHALL DESCEND UPON THE FOE, WE WILL OVERWHELM THEM" was heard in the wind that was swept aside as the Drop Pods fell to the ground, and the Emperor's Angels of Death began their grim work. Our hero decided to...
...proceed towards the enemy but tripped over something... looking down he found a small plaque with an image of some strange planet. To his suprise it read "Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon this strange realm. January 4th, 2114. We came in peace for all mankind."
...Which contained within it, yet another Warp Rift. Seeing the colossal battle behind him, and maw of the Immaterium ahead, he decided to...
...Noticed a distinct lack of anything happening. However, his tarrying had cost him, and now the Warp-Rift was gone. Unsure what to do next, he...
(Shamelessly bumbing my own thread because spambots pushed it to the depths of the Off-Topic) ...decided to attempt the most daring feat of his life: possess the body of Tau Ethereal by sheer force of will. Concentrating hard, he...
...grabbed a can of Greater Bad and drank the whole thing in a few seconds, then crushed the empty can on his forehead and tossed it aside...
...only to realise that his current, winged, Spawn-form given to him by the Lord of Battles did not, infact have a mouth. In silence, he thought to himself: "I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST..."
