Lissen boyz, I shoodint 'av ta say dis, but it seemz we ain't recognized our strenf yet. Our trukkz is da best. Dey can kill anyfing. You kan spawn from 'em. We get loadz of 'em. Dey protect you while runnin' thru the open groundz. So iffa trukk iz sittin' bakk at da base, waitin' fer ya to drive it somewhere, GIT IT DA GROKK OUTTA DERE, YA LAZY GIT! AIN'T DOIN' NUFFIN IN DERE IZ IT?! TAKEM TA EACH UV DA POINTZ, AND WIN! DATZ 'OW YA DO IT!
Don' ferget tah droive ovah Spayz Mereenz and panzee gitz too! Givez da Toof-Fery a chanz ta loot der bucketz fer teef!