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Gatherin' Of Da' Smart 'uns

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Timmy88, Jan 3, 2015.

  1. Timaes Timmy88 Preacher

    Oi, I've been noticin' a lack of us brain boyz. I'm talkin' 'bout da Mekz like me and dem Dokz. Lets face it ladz, wiffout da' genius of us smart 'uns, da WAAAGH! would neva get off da ground. So, I propose we makes ourselves our own little group, see. Dat way when da boyz and da bosses of da WAAAGH! need somefing fixed, be it machine or flesh, dey'll know where ta go. Dat's right, I'm suggestin' that there be a warband fingy for us smart 'uns so da rest of da WAAAGH! will know who ta' go to instead of doin' sumfing stupid, like destroyin' a perfectly gud tank that we can make gud an' orky.
  2. Krooza Nob Bozz KroozaNob Well-Known Member

    Zo... are ye makin a mob'o nerdz?.. EH EH AH!
  3. Timaes Timmy88 Preacher

    Who ya callin' a nerd? I'm Krakaz Mostdakka and I hav da most dakka of any ork dat eva WAAAGH!ed.
  4. Orkman D Orkman Curator

    'ow'z about ya gitz get a real brain boy to teach ya's how fings are done.

    I bet ya 'aven't eva tried dealin' with humies other than shootin' 'em.
  5. Krooza Nob Bozz KroozaNob Well-Known Member

    Are ya talkin'bout doze telliporta blastas? Yeah, dey are pretty fun to uze fer bashin dem humies az well!
  6. I finks dis is a good idea, meanz us brain boyz can oonionize an make us lots a teef too. Any ideas on a name for da group?
  7. Oi! you grots keep sayin brain boyz. Da brain boyz iz da ancient "unes that created us and dey all dead. You gits are called Oddboyz. Now which one of youz wants ta build me a gargant.
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  8. Da Fink Tank? Dey're gonna be doin' plenty of finkin' and dakka afta all.
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  9. Timaes Timmy88 Preacher

    Da Fink Tank iz a gud 'un, yeah. Cuz wez gud at finkin' and who doesn't luv a gud tank?
  10. Harhar, Dat be a kleva one, I likes it. All I came up wiv was "Da Dredd 'Eadz" but I fink I like yourz more.

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