Just like a fancy car show. Today Da boss wants all the Gargaunts lined up for inspection. While we wait for the Boss. Lest have a bit of Orky fun. Detail your chosen Gaurgaunt style and load out. The Winner will carry da BOSS to the WWWWWAAAAGGGGGG. Mine would be like: Have a HUGE red WWWWAAAAAGGGG PAINTED across the front. (I like looted stuff) - Void Shield from a Warlord Titan -Have the Gargaunt eyes be Rail Gunz from Tau Hammer heads(Nothing escapes the gaze of GORKor MORK?) -For the Stabby bit. hmmmm...If i can get one. a Looted Sword of the Avatar of Kaine. -For more DAKKA. 3 3 Tri chain gun style barrel sections of Either Banblade Kannons or Orky equivalent. Shells Painted Blue -Dozens of gun ports with Laser/Zappa gunz....so i don't need to reload. -Extra big Stabby bits all around to squash dem humies. -Augment with Tau battle suit reactors. -Gigantic exhaust to spew out smoke and fumes. (even though it's a plasma reactor)
Mah Great GARGANT would prolly be loike 'dis: LOTSA DAKKA AN' STOMPINESS!! Nah, I'z a Mekboy. Ah got sum more... uh, "descriptiv'" plans! Ah ain't gonna show you gitz so ye can nick it 'dough, so ah'll just descroipe it! First up's tha bodeh! 'Dere's gotta be lotza room fer tha ammo, da runts, tha leg pistons an' ALL THA OTHA MACHINEREY! So tha best way fer dat iz going wiv' tha "up-turnd bucket" approach. Sure 'dat ain't going ta be snazzy by itself, but once ye add tha 'UGE BELLY LOBBA and tha firin' deck above it that looks loike Mork's 'ead, da DAKKA from the grot sponsons an' Razogback turretz as well as sum Ruzz Kustom Plasma Kannons, AS WELL AS DA TWO BIG SHOOTAS FER THA REAR! It'll make it look ROIGHT AND PROPPA! Course, tha gitz inside needs a way ta get in and outta it, but a couple o' Reinforc'd Rhoino hatches an' kustom 'uns will do. Now tha legwork's gonna be quoite simple. Like tha Stompas, but a wee bit smarter an' less spacey. Ye know, fer tha ammo, gitz and guns. 'Oweva, dat'll bring it a wee bit high fer tha boyz gettin' out, but dat's where tha cleva anti-graviteh know-wots 'elp! Ye know, loike tha ones on dem 'umie jets. tha 'ead of course needs a 'uge, HUGE eye of Mork dat'll ZZAP any gitz it looks at! As well as anotha Big Shoota on tha top of da 'ead. 'Dere's plenty more, but mak Boss is comin' so ah'll be back!
Maybe i'd make part of mine of a mobile doc house....so i get lots of teef...from patching you gits up. So i can get my barrels chromed.
