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Funny Orky Momentz

Discussion in 'Orks' started by bossjesse, Oct 25, 2016.

  1. Snibs New Member

    IZ CAN SHOW YE 'OW TA MAK A ZOGGIN PREDATA MAD! 20161105171544_1.jpg

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  2. Gazrick Gazrick Well-Known Member

    I just played a game where a lone marine was running suspiciously towards a Trukk attempting (I assume) to plant a melta bomb.

    I aimed and fired my golden rokkit, the rokkit careened away from the marine (who continued to run towards the Trukk. ignoring my ineffectual fire) and hit the Trukk, destroying it and killing not only 3 team members but also the marine who was so close to completing his objective. All Orks forgave me and I was summarily ran over by a respawned Trukk a minute or so later.

    The cycle of life moves on.
  3. Valentine Iyan Firebrand

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  4. Necroledo Necroledo Well-Known Member

    Today I was running towards an Ork at the fortress wall, ready to bring the Emperor's blazing melta fury to its face, when I saw it launching a rokkit. I expertly turned to the right to avoid the explosive, then corrected my direction again... only to misjudge the rokkit's speed -thought it to be faster- so I went into its path again right on time to catch it with my face. I had a good laugh at that XD
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  5. I like to dance around tanks and stuff, that really pisses people off idk why.
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  6. Spookums MasterSpookums Well-Known Member

    I woz tryin ta hit a posh uumie' who was runnin' ta sum of iz mates attacking a trukk! I fired at 'im wiv me rokkit. I missed da uumie, 'it da trukk and got it good. Got 'um all in da end do haha. So, I looted -ALL- da gubbinz i cut before i wen't out an' looked fur more tanks to s'plode!
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  7. WE WERE ALL TUANTING AROUND C, TOOK A SCREENIE, ONLY JUST DISCOVERED GRIT-TEEF TOSSED A GRENADE AT US 375230_screenshots_20161115023518_1.jpg
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  8. Spookums MasterSpookums Well-Known Member

    When Chaos players say we spam poison attacks. (From painboy melee?) Yet- they had four Sorcs solely using stream of corruption. By comparison, we had three painboyz? I don't- get how we're the ones spamming it. it beats rmb spam because it applies poison even during a clash....

    "Learn 'ow ta fight proper ya spikey armored gitz an' we wudn't afta turn ta kunnin' tricks ta beats ya at yer own game! Now sod off. I needs to make me poison more killy..."

    That, and we can't sneak up on a line of braced havocs with a Melta and mow them all down before anyone realizes what's going on. Unlike -SOME- people.

    Oh. The funny bit? Some Ground assault tried creepin' me. I threw a stikkbomb at him and meleed it. He died, i walked away just barely alive. TANKHAMMER!
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