Discussion in 'Orks' started by Thrakka, Jan 15, 2016.
Yeh cuz when i'z do it in da space marine spot i'z get sum whiney puny grots wots complains about me to dem forum moderators HEHAAA!! It'z hilarious!
I completely agree with you there. But if I say something bad about "dem humies", then it is okay for them to use all caps. E.g. if I say: "I think the Gay Knights are stupid", then it is apparently okay for them to answer me in all caps, saying that the Grey Knights are "GLORIOUS SONS OF THE ONE TRUE EMPRAH!", "WE HAVE METAL BAWKES!", "A GREY KNIGHT COULD STRANGLE AN AVATAR OF KHAINE WITH ONE HAND ON HIS BACK" (everyone can do that...), "BLA BLA BLA" and so on to no end...
Also, you shouldn't ask them why the Ultramarines have a "turned upside down" toilet seat as their symbol either, since that is "apparently" a stupid question
Btw, Space Marine players are much more fun to tease than all the other factions combined, since they actually react to it most of the time.
Sounds like deyz need a thicker skin! LIKE DA ORKS DO HEHAAA!! ALL MEAN AND GREEN!
All Xenos have thick skin. Only after all the Humans and the tainted chaos filth are dead, can we truly see who is the strongest of the Old Ones Creation.
Eldar + Orks > All
Das why deyz gotta use all dat metal!! Why else ya think deyz so angry any toim someonez makez der armah weak ta dakka!? Its cause dey knowz dey won't win in a propah orky foight! Oh an WWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!
I think you mean "like the orks HAVE" not "do", since you most certainly do not need thinker skin, especially since Warbosses are though enough already.
My Only War character (anti-armor specialist/glass cannon) once managed to hit an Ork Warboss dead center on the top of his head (he had not helmet), after which he simple scratched his head like a mosquito had stung him...
But then again, the same character also backstabbed an Ork Boy with a Krak Missile from ~5 m away, and received 2 insanity points for it (my character and our Tech Priest didn't really like orks...). But at least we managed to craft an "Ork Boss Pole" with the remains of our broken enemies, which again netted us with a few insanity points and a very "not pleased" commander (spoilsport).
I am quite a bit off-topic now. Sorry.
Btw, if Orkz have to be mean and green to be tough, is this then the reason they die if they bleed? Since they are no long green
Also, do Orkz run faster after slaughtering a squad of humans? Since they will be red and all that?
Damn my humor sucks today...
Eldar break easy. Lik twigz!
I'm alwayz sharpn'in me pointee stik ev'reeday bawss. Gunna put lotz o' dem humie 'eadz on me pointee stik.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaoh.... forgot i wasnt an Ork.