'ow come wen i got da weirdboy ta paint me shiny bitz wiv flamey bitz, on dis zoggin' rok i dunt go any kwikka?
Cuz it's red dat makes yer go fastah, not flames. An' if red duzn't work it'z cos ya don't beleive enuff! I wonder if we could get paint wargear that works similar to chaos marks. Black paint makes you tougher. (Likely just a visible alternate to the Gob) Red makes you faster, Purple gives you Scorpion stealth. (And i suspect LP wise cost an arm and a leg. Quite possibly literally.) Blue makes you lukkier. (Though that could do any number of things.) And- yellow increases explosive damage? Grenades, Rokkits, Skip Launcha, Pokkit Rokkit Launcha. ZOG ME! WE CUD MAKE DA SKIP LAUNCHA VIABLE! Dis may mean dat it won't appen do.
This would be awesome and would be great to spice up character subfactions with some color but never gonna happen. For two reasons one Its not something for LSM and two because LSM would bitch about it till it would be taken out or nerfed into the ground.
