Deer Diary, Dis da forf day I been buryin me ded squigs in da Mekz' gubbins. Ee still suspects nuttin. I'z getting bored do'... So now I'z gonna be leavin -Live- squigs instead! Harharhah! Kint wait till ee finds da bomb squeeg I'z left in iz left boot! - Guttah P.S.: Me very own humie kommisar figure arrived today! Ee'z gonna love meetin' me Beaky figure, Mistah Spikeybooties!
Das da last toim I'z takin orders from youz! You'z wuz all "C'mere Guttah" "Lookit dis spot Guttah" "Lemme hug yer bootiful muscly arms Guttah"
EY, HOLD UP A SECOND, YA GIT! YOU'Z WERE IN ME MEKS' GUBBINZ!? WE'S GOT BITS AN' PIECES LOOTED OUTTA 'DEM, and figurin' you'z been in 'em ta take the blame, YE BETTA HAND 'EM OVER ROIGHT HERE BEFORE I KRUMP YA SORREH ARSE!
H-Hoi! I wuz talkin t'me Diary! AN DUN YELL I IZ A SENSITIVE ORK!!! YOU'Z GOTZ NO PROOF WOT IT BE ME WHAT BEEN LOOTIN FRUM YER GUBBINS PILE! IT WERE ROKDAK TRYIN TA FIX UP A PROPA FLASHPACK! AN JUZT CUZ I'Z GOT ME A NEW FLASH HAT MADE OUT OF SPARKLY TANK BITZ MEANS NUTTIN! Eh heh heh heh, me arse isn't even mildleh remorseful! Ztupid Gubbkanz.
Iz we stillz lookin' fur a dakkaboss? Kuz I finkz dat I'z a good Flass Git fur da job... DAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!!
