Juz wanted ta share me own perzonal expeerienz. Taday, on Olipziz, I'z waz drivin' me Trukk wiv da boyz when we'z drove up da landin' place behin' A where'z we saw an umie box up ahead, so I'z 'it da horn and went full speed ahead! We collided an' da Boyz popped out da back and pumped all da lead, plasma and DAKKA inta da box. But deyz were all krushed under da wheelz an' treads soona or lata! Da boy in da gun up top fired 'iz dakka inta da box an' da box tried ta fire back az we drove circlez round da landing place. Boyz an' umiez gettin' krushed left, other left and centa! I'z smashed der wagon zo many toimez wiv da horn beepin' like da roar ov a squiggoff. It waz all kindz a crazy. Der waz a derby (OV DEFF!) goin' on while a big brawl waz goin' on in da middle between my boyz an' da Umiez an' even bigga dakka fitez on da outside! It finally an' unfortoonat'ly came to da end when I'z reverzed me Trukk inta da front ov it and it went BOOM! Da boyz not flattened 'ad a realz gud toime! Wat a toime ta be an Ork! If der izn' already a fread fer diz den feel freez ta tell me! What 'az been your bestest scrap, ladz!?
Ehehe yah twaz a propa clash on da landin' pad, youz rammed em gud while wez been shootin n zzapin I'll get stuck in wid you boyz fer anotha' deff derby anytime
Wuz mannin'... ehm orkin' da turret up to da point wen I got meself out n started chuckin' sum sticky stikk bombz ehehe Cya on Orkhona, wuz a propa fight.
