Orkz IZ DA best fa many reasonz. We can kill all DA UVA gitz wiff our choppas and we can drown DA gitz litte-littera- actually drown dem In DA DAKKA. No UVA gitz stand a zoggin chance 'gainst us and dey NEVA will it'd take every last umie every last panzie every last spiky git and every last gribbly ta kill DA orks. Do dey look like dey gettin ta tagetha ? ZOG no !!! Ok Turing off the ork speak cause a bit of a pain is the butt to write in even though I do that alot. Anywho I do dispise people who want to nerf orks into the ground , when we even haven't played the game yet. I say the same to people who want to nerf marines ( can't have my friend's faction nerfed to the warp before we even play ) also I kinda say the same to those who give giant wish lists and then say oh I won't buy it If you don't -insert very childish and wrongly intitled rant- and I just hate it. I mean there is always that really cool idea that well everyone likes but we know it's chance of happening is slimer then a shuriken catapult shot. Anyway back ta DA orkz. I have noticed that we don't have much recruitment threads there is only 2 last time I checked and only the lead belchas seem to have a numerous amount of people . So in UVA words wotz you gitz doing ere go get ta orkyin dis place up !!!! Dere ain't a single waaagh ! Banna ta tell DA daft gitz oo IZ oo. Come onus gitz is dis just a pack a feral boyz or IZ DIS A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH !!!!!!!! ( little known fact about writing waaagh ! It's 1 ! For every 3 As the more you know )
"Bu-but muh Spehs Mehren must cut thru Orkz like butter! MUH LORE!! MUH IMMERSION!!11" If you lot seez a humie speakin' like dat, you'z betta krump 'im. Dat is crazy talk, dat is.
Ya right but dey ain't beakiez dey don't deserve ta be beakiez. Dey is grot poo on dere ead dats wot dey are
Yer right, dat's a runty shade o green dat iz. 'Ere, let me correct meself. *Slams fist into head* Dat wos fer zoggin' it up. GREEN IZ BEST! WAAAGH!
