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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by FarseerDaneel, Feb 1, 2014.

  1. Dark Knight Dark-Knight Nickname Change

    There's this Daemonette I like... like a lot and I was wondering how would I seduce said Daemon and get pictures of her feet?
  2. A'shen Ironfyre Well-Known Member

    It's not for me, it's for a friend:
    He saw like this incredible devoted Sororitas Silentum, she had enormous... uhm shoulderpads for the chest, and looked like she could handle a heavy bolter if you know what i mean. Thing is, he didn't know what to say to her, so he tried approaching her like: "Hey, i love the Emperor... so... what do you do in your freetime other than burning heretics and praying to the Emperor?" But she didn't say a word.
    I think i scared her. Eh, i mean my friend scared her. How can he make her feel comfortable around him?
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  3. Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

    How is my Deathwatch RP going to continue?! Will the active members stay or disappear?!
  4. Isaac Clarke Well-Known Member

    When are the Eldar finally going to die off and let everyone else wage war in peace?
  5. Monty'r Montyr Preacher

    i have 2 things to ask wise Farseer

    first off are a lot of the questions from others on here going to be pointless or stupid...

    secondly if you don't mind...
    why are some of the eldar so blind to the tau they think we want to take away there culture and way of life but we do not and there are many examples of this so why is it they don't understand like the Gue'vesa'la and vespid and other tau auxiliary's have....
  6. Your Dark Kinsman has a question, Farseer. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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  7. FarseerDaneel FarseerDaneel Well-Known Member


    Yes... this will occur.. you must knit her a purple sweater and sing Barry Manilow songs. Then in some tender moment you will find out she is not a daemonette, but rather just a daemon. Nevertheless, you shall succeed!
  8. FarseerDaneel FarseerDaneel Well-Known Member


    You will all form a great bond once you kill me.. wait! I mean, no, there is no chance for you. Go ahead and disband.
  9. FarseerDaneel FarseerDaneel Well-Known Member

    I shall return later with more wisdom from the skein!
  10. Mngwa Mngwa Well-Known Member

    Why is Yriel called a "corsair" even though he is an autarch of a craftworld at the same time?
    CWE needs a real corsair-SC!

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