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Angry Marine Statistics

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Kameria, Oct 15, 2015.

  1. Kameria Kameria Curator

    An angry marine is a unique champion unit. Summonable and playable under certain conditions.

    Using the base tactical marine as a baseline for stats, since I don't know actual values.

    Health: 250%
    Armor: 175%
    Movespeed: 166%


    Loadout:
    Left Hand - Power 2x4 with a nail in it.
    Right Hand - Heavy Flamer

    Accessories
    Flash Grenades
    Power Feet: Works like a jump pack, additionally allows charged melee attacks to kick an enemy in the gonads.

    Special Abilities
    Holy crap that dude's pissed: The Angry Marine gains more melee damage and attack speed the more damage he takes. For every 10% health he's missing, he gains 15% damage and 20% attack speed. He also gains 5% movement speed for every 5% health he is missing.
    Dear god why won't he die: Regenerates 5% health per second for 5 seconds after taking damage, or dealing damage. (Basically he's got health regen while he's fighting)
    Crap, now he's even angrier: Every ally that dies near the Angry Marine fuels the fires of his anger, literally, increasing the damage of the Heavy Flamer by 10% and the range by 10%
    Oh god, why: If matt ward or a player with the name matt ward joins the server, that player explodes, killing everything in a 41000 meter radius. Except Angry Marine.

    Edit:
    Due to popular request (Read: Held at gunpoint and had both arms ripped off) The thunder hammer has been replaced with the power 2x4 and the jump pack has been replaced with power feet.
  2. Mac Mdaddy Subordinate

    can we get out of beta before we start making troll loadouts? (I mean troll as in silly not as in offensive)
  3. Andraina Andraina Curator

    It's too bad GW hasn't embraced the Angry Marines. You know Captain Titus is officially one now? The AMs were happy to take him in. It's the reason why the other two games were scrapped.
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  4. ANGRY MARINE ANGRY-MARINE Well-Known Member

    I already exist in the game anyways. And yes, I'm already yelling at the developers for not making dual melee weapons an option.
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  5. Kameria Kameria Curator

    I thought about just giving him dual thunder hammers, but I thought that would be silly. I figured allowing him to duct tape the flamer to his hammer, turn it on and start whirlwinding all over the map would be a little more balanced.
  6. Mac Mdaddy Subordinate

    Lightning claws are coming, though I am not sure if they will allow for flaming lightning claws.
  7. ragan ragan Menial

    You mean no duel lighting claws wtf
  8. Andraina Andraina Curator

    So you're making polite conversation as Angry Marine? I don't know if that's quite effective.
  9. ANGRY MARINE ANGRY-MARINE Well-Known Member

    No. I'm telling you this thread is dumb because I'm already in the game.

    NO. I'M TELLING YOU THIS THREAD IS DUMB BECAUSE I'M ALREADY IN THE GAME KILLING CHAOS CHUCKLEHEADS BY THE HUNDREDS. I DON'T SEE ANY POWER BATS IN THAT LOADOUT EITHER, SO IT'S COMPLETE GARBAGE.

    Better? I can't spam these forums with caps lock posts, otherwise the mods will get even angrier.
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