I seez too many a' you gitz being good ol' fashioned Gorkers! Hittin' hard and hittin' harder when hittin' hard don't work. Dat ain't no way to be killy, ya grot-witted gitz! You'z gots to be kunnin' and DEN brutal! Ya gotta fink about where dey ain't gonna look fer ya: roight behind 'em! Dere's a time an' place to be all Gorky-like, but when dat don't work, uze ya finkin' cap and get behind 'em! Sometimes you wanna charge roight in an' give 'em a good ol' fashion stompin', but sometimes dat ain't gonna work and you gotta fink about dat. Fink like unna dem kommandos gits; go around, be sneaky like, don't make too much noise until you'll roight ontop of 'em. Den... KRUMP 'EM GOOD! Throw ya strongest hit first and keep swinging at 'em until dey's piles of bits and gore! If dey try to run, just put some slugs in dere back and larf as you stomp dere face in as dey bleed out. Just cause yu'z a soddin' ork don't mean you gotta fink like deme zoggin' Mork gitz!
Sometimes you have to be sneaky like a grot... So you don't get shot... like a grot. Then you can get in close and be a good ol' fashioned, face-stompin' ork!
Remind me who's our dakka guy? Gork or Mork? Iz get that gork is brutal cunning and mork is cunning brutality, but am I roight if I say gork is stompin god and mork is dakka god? Cause ya can both dakka sneaking like or dakka dakka in yer face like. and ya can both go choppa like in your face or stabba like in your back. I'z confused now
They both love dakka, as any decent Ork worth his teef should. The primary (or really the only) difference between the two is that Gork hits you in the face, Mork hits you in the back.
Oi! I'll make dis reeeel simpuhl for ya, ya grot... If yur gittin' blasted b'fore ya get ta smash faces... Be reeeeeeeeeel sneaky loik.. Fink loik yu'z unna dem Kommandos gitz.
