Silly eldar once you ruled the galaxy and now because of your weakness these so called savages have put you into a corner what do you plan to do against these forces?

Damn Space Mushroom ! You fight well, but I'll gladly lend my scepter to a son of Fulgrim so that I'll grant him the pleasure to stick it up your...But before that, We'll make sure you suffer battling the lackeys of the Corpse Emperor (you won't even notice you've been manipulated)

Oi! Ya spikeey boyz be a weak lot, jus' as weak az dem beekee boyz 'n panzee boyz! Jus' sitting barkin wit panzee gitz not killing! Ya boyz aren't 'eady fa dis WwaaagHH! Mine az well jus' flash up wit dem panzee gitz ya be barking wit 'n get stomped! Dis WwaaagHH iz goin ta be da biggest blitz dat derez ever been! We Orkz goin to dreg every last one of ya gitz!

OI, Orks in da Loota Takas be under-*Figures the word is to long* we be tinkin about loot more den we we tink about fighten!

Bah. Orks. Such an unntelligent rabble. Not amusing at all. The only pleasure I'll get from you is the pleasure I'll get when I'll collect your spores and brew some nice nacrotics to share amongst my flock. And for that, you'll have to die first.

But for me, there are more pressing enemies to kill. Did my Warp-Sight just dedect a couple of juicy Eldar souls here?

Oh you can make it plenty amusing brother! Orks are tough of skin, tougher of body then Imperial Guard.

Which means they have a much higher pain threshold before they die.

I have a unique idea: since both Orks and Chaos love destruction and conquest, why don't we just work together. Think of it this way: Gork and Mork are just 2 new Chaos Gods that we didn't know about. If we all, Orks and Chaos Marines, unite under the banner of Chaos Undivided, then we will burn the galaxy to the ground and rule the entire universe forever!!!! Who is with me!?

Perhaps not, but that's why we bring flamers.

sometimes mushrooms make a squeeling noise when I pan fry them...does that count?

hmmm....well how about this...

we know that orks understand the concept of pain...even if its just through their rather childish enjoyment of inflicting it on other beings (including gretchins)

and we as humans only really understand something we ourselves can experience (hence our innate failure to understand the xenos mindset since we cant think like them)

perhaps this can be used as a basis to the arguement that if orks can understaand the concept of pain they must be able to experience pain themselves...though wether this means as much to an ork is a different question