Getz to da Kopta! We'z da borkz resiztunz ez futi..ftl...feti... awwww zog et... WAAAAGH!!! And dis iz me dakka stic... Getz bizy livvun or getz bizy dieun Itz good ta be da warboss! Da Gorky, da Morky, anz da WAAAGH!!! WAAAGH!!! hamma 4dy k: Beakymarinz
Do ya wanna know 'ow I got deze skarz? My warboss was a drinkah, an' a fiend. An' one night, 'e comez ta camp a bit crazier dan usual. Da dok getz da choppa to defend 'imself. 'E doezn't like dat. Not. one, bit. So, me watching, 'e takez da choppa to da dok, laughin' while 'e duz it. 'E turnz ta me an' sez "Why so serious?" 'E comes at me wiff da choppa. "Why so serious?" 'E stikks da choppa in me gob. "Let'z put a smile on dat face." Annd...
Da Boy: What are ye mucking about Waltah? We'z all know who should get krumped 'ere, what da zog are ye talkin' about? Waltah da Goff: Wot? No, what da zog are you … I'z not … we'z talking 'bout unchecked aggresshun 'ere, boy. Donny da Grot: What da zog is 'e talking 'bout? Da Boy: Me rug. Waltah da Goff: Zog it, Donny, you'z just a grot! The Boy: Waltah, da Bloodaxe lootah who wee'd on me rug, I can't go get 'is teef, so what da zog are ye talking about? Waltah da Goff: What da zog are you talking about? Da Bloodaxe is not the issue here, boy. I'z talking 'bout scratchin a line inna rock, boy. 'cross da line, you don't … also, 'e was no' even a lootah, boy. The Boy: Waltah, dis ain't da mek what built da stompa for ya. Dis is a git … Waltah da Goff: Wat da zog are you…? The Boy: Waltah, 'e wee'd on me rug! Donny da Grot: 'e wee'd on da Boy'z rug. Waltah da Goff: Shut it ye git! Boy, da lootah is not da matta 'ere!
Youz got red on ya! Iz haven't been zogged like dat since grade school. Iz 'ere to chew squigs and dakka... an iz all outa squigs..
"Dis wuz suppose ta be my weekend off, but noooooooo. Youz got me out 'ere draggin' ya 'eavy git tru da hot...place, wiv ya dangly bitz 'angin out da back o me rokkit. AN' WAT DA ZOG IS DAT SMELL!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH! I kudda ben at a barbykew!"
