*Offers kooky juice, realizes that it's a Necron* *Loots necron's legs and...legs it* *gets hit with a brick due to terrible pun*
*runs away from bricks* *sells new Necron the other Necron's legs* *makes a hell of a profit* *loots the Necron's old legs...still gets hit with bricks*
*looks up destroyer lord* *decides to use land mines* *poor plan* *looks up destroyer lord again, realizes mistake* *bear traps the place, can't possibly fail*
*Slaps the ork then changes DNA structure so he can't grow teef then rips them out hovering over the bear trap falling face first*