Gadritz was born on a planet where orkz and humies was fightin' a good scrap, den them tyranid gits showed up and den da' fightin' got real strange, and the tyranid gits were cheatin' and controllin' da humies, datz roight cheatin' so Gadritz pummeled the mek into makin' him a roight fast warbike, wiv a cannon on da front, and he punched the mek in da jaw so that he'd get a power klaw outta da deal too. now ye'z got an angry warbiker with a right big power klaw, when you've got him, and a bunch of other warbikers with a big chain, they'z circle around a carnifex wiv da chain tying up its legs, like in that humie movie...wots the name....star gitz? Den Gadritz, all flashy-like, rode up the carnifex's back, wiv his power claw dragging on its back, that musta hurt, cause it was bleedin all over when Gadritz opened up its head like a mad dok and crushed the brain o' the big old git. That was a good scrap, Gadritz and his gang o' warbikers hitched a ride wiv da freebootaz, cause they heard o' a big scrap on Arkhona, and every ork likes a good scrap, and he joined up wiv' a clan called da 'ard Waaaaghboyz! cause, dey ad' a lot o' speed freeks wiv em, and Gadritz was an escort for da trukks full o' de 'ard boyz, and a scout for da clan, e'z scrappin wiv' da best on Arkhona now.
Star Gitz... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oi, best laugh I've had all day, that's amazin'. I'z proud to have ye' in Da Ard' Waaaghboyz!
Unfortunately.... for you. My ork mercenary profiles are classified. You'll just have to figure out who the mole is yourself.
Did dat floatin' hat say sumfing? Sumfing bout molez? Ar deyz loik a new sortah Ork boy? Whyz aren't deyz kalled Diggah Boyz or sumfing den?
Errr.. yes I am MORK! god of brutal kunnin!... and hats! now you see those spiky boys over there? they says you are a grot. GO GUT THEM IN MY NAME!
Ey boss, iz gotz a hat sayin it'z Mork 'emself, I finkz datz at leest foive...no sevin types of blast'famee ... Zog da git?...Err...Boss...it'z a floatin hat...iz not evin sure if derez a git to z- no boss I ain'tz sayin yer wrong iz jus sayin dat...boss you knowz I ain't a grot...then zog da git? Al'roight boss I'll zog it...wutevah it iz...
You know, most people would be upset upon hearing an ork "mocking" them, however i am aware of your limitations, in the head. So i'll settle for having the space wolves tear you apart once you reach the planet. Have a nice day.
