Oi boyz! Iz 'ear all dese Spikey boyz n Pointy Boyz talkin' bout wot dere killy bitz are! So letz show dem wot da Orkz are bringin' to da fight! Dis ere iz me Big Choppa "Face Krumpa!". Ez' got bits fer killin' n bitz for Gubbinz.
A deffgun dat puts out da DAKKA so fast da like a' which gork 'as Neva seen. I took out 'un of dem oomie gargants real fast it did. Me best pal ooh aw sight next ta me when I was DAKKA in away he got covered in da bullet cases, Neva saw em again. Un day I decided ta be a sneaky GIT like dem kommamdos I got me favorite choppa dat day da ova gitz call it DA assashuns knife proposal Killy dat fing iz. Deeze are me Killy gubbunz and don't get me angry or youz gonna see how Killy dey are, first 'and.
I'm gonna have da biggest DAKKA and or Rokit Lancher fer killing dem Space marines and pointy ears small craft and anti-Tank. I will have the biggest WWWAAAGGHH when i bring down a whole transport of humies
Iz like carryin me kustom shoota cuz uf all the DAKKA it makes! Dem Flashy Gitz are always carryin dem round, makin lotsa DAKKA! Deese shootas let me shoot da humiez reel gud!
Dis is me Power Klaw "Kan Rippa". Deez klaw bitz here is what dey call multifunkshunal seein' as its good for rippin' open tanks but also for krumpin' fings like boyz and humies. I had da mek boyz add dis skorcha bit here ta make it burny too. Dat way you is also burnin' da fings dat you is krumpin' which makes it twice as killy.
