Roight now da bezt thing to put on ye pointy stikk is a lil' bucket with a grot in it. Give da grot some stikkbombs to throw at da umiez and itz like 'avin' yer own turret!
Someone with Plot Armor. So you get it by transference! (Do! It didn't protect 'em from da stikk did it! Nowun evah suspects da stikk.)