C'mon, Eldar! Represent. Anglicized Haiku's are 5-7-5, not 4-5-4! Ork's clearly don't know poetry. Also, we Eldar will generally agree that 'shiny bitz' and 'goin' fasta' are what's best.
To go home to your wife ork, with your orky suitcase and suit (of course) and have the pleasure of saying "Iz gotz da promoshun ya git!", then give your orky family a nice green HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! And live the rest of your 10 minutes of life until that bolter round hits your face.
i like smashin dem red-spiky-wotzit-boyz, wif da axes an da blud and stuff. dem eldar is tricksy, an dey dont always fite good an propa...an dose spase mahreens dont always eiver, but dem red spiky boyz always fite good an propa!
so you lot like fytin wif da dakka blue boyz? dem wonz wif dem shooty dakka an da metawl bawkses dat dont touch da grownd and use dose wierd floatin thingys to carry sum uv da dakka?
wot's dat boss? dem 'umies hidin' in da metal boxes again? 'ey boss? we'z got da dakka. we'z gonna git da boyz an' take da metal boxes?
Sniff...tanks you gits, for helpin me troo these confusing times. I fink I realize now dat... GREEN IS BEST IN LIFE Green is BIG STOMPY MEAN CHOPPIN' SHOOTY ORKY GOOD FUN! Iz everyfing... iz everyfing.
Wotz betta is when I jump inta my Killa-Kan and gas it up. Iz charge full speed into the Space boyz . If my Klaws don't get em, then my skorcha will! The puny eldar arent worth gore i'll get on mah paint. So i'll just stomp em. Wot really makez This little Ork's day is when Iz hop into a Grot-bomb. I juz know the space boys Iz shakin in dere bootz when they see me comin. Dey scramble outa the way every time. Funny enough I never know what happens when I reach em.....Always goes black after that....
