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Wot Is Best In Life?

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Stompy, Dec 4, 2013.

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Wot is best in life?

  1. Shiny bitz

    17 vote(s)
    20.0%
  2. Lotsa DAKKA

    40 vote(s)
    47.1%
  3. Choppin'

    18 vote(s)
    21.2%
  4. Goin' fasta

    10 vote(s)
    11.8%
  1. Stompy New Member

    Sumtimes I wake up and I fink, "I love me choppa, nuffin' makes me more 'appy than choppin' up gits!" But sumtimes I wake up and fink, I really likez it to 'ave lotsa DAKKA!!! EXPLOSHUNS N' SHINY SHOOTY BITZ!!!

    I likez goin really really FAST in me red trukk, but I also likez stompin' around in big shiny clangy metal pants!

    Nuffink is better than gettin' stuck in wif da boyz... 'Cept gettin' all da humie krumpin to yerself!

    WOT IS BETTER TO SMASH? POUNCY ELDAR OR POINTY CHAOS BOYZ!?

    I's been confused n' depressed 'bout this fer a whole hour now! Wot is best in life?!?! :(
  2. Domilyus Schlifer Prefectus

    POUNCY ELDAR! dem chaos boyz got them spiky bitz, make it harda to do some choppin.
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  3. Stretch Stretch Subordinate

    As a ork, I love admitting how much better Space Marines are then us!....

    Space Marines are hugely better than "us" orks
    *nods with his green skinned head *
  4. highs2lows highs2lows Subordinate

    da fightin
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  5. shiny bits and stompin panzee Eldar
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  6. dakka dakka dakka...
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  7. Koupa Coupaholic Subordinate

    I likes da WAAAGH! Banna's! Nuffin' makes me 'appia den ta see da culla's goin' up and da big fights startin'!

    Chop 'em, blast 'em an' shoot dem ta bits! Stomp da hole lot! WAAAGH!
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  8. Quothe Quothe Subordinate

  9. Rabilon Karukuz Subordinate

    Ork haiku composed before combat:

    Gubbinz be green
    Ye blood be so red
    I chop ye hed.

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