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Why's Orkz Da Best?

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Fireeye, Jan 14, 2014.

  1. Fireeye Fireeye Well-Known Member

    Tell u wot you lot - dem humies and pansies t'ink deyz bedda dan us. Of course e'rry git knows dat Orkz is best, but dey's stupid, so we'z gotta tell 'em why exactly Orkz is best.

    I'll start:

    #1 Orkz is best 'cos Orkz are green and green is best. Red is fine too, but not as best as green. And derefore, Orkz is best.
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  2. A'shen Ironfyre Well-Known Member

    #2 Orkz is best 'cos if you'z to compare all dakka of orkz and 'em umies and pansies, statusticalley speakin' orkz iz havin da biggest dakka of all of 'em. DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
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  3. Stretch Stretch Subordinate

    As a "Orkz" me think orkz are only second best! Space Marines are better, All of them! ...ops I mean "all of 'em "
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  4. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    You my Gud sir are an ultrasmurf 3 orks IZ DA best cause cause dey are any GIT who says UVA wise is gonna get krumped dats why
  5. 3#Cuz we'z orks, and dey is not. Dat iz simpule.
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  6. [EDA] Reiborn Reiborn Arkhona Vanguard

    I got three words for you.
    Shoot - Smash - Stomp.
  7. Mr.Dakka Mr-Dakka Subordinate

    Forgot Chop
  8. [EDA] Reiborn Reiborn Arkhona Vanguard

    I've limited myself to three words. should wrote 4 as this be orks thread.

    Shoot - Smash - Chop - Stomp !
  9. Mr.Dakka Mr-Dakka Subordinate

    Just us all the words! Not sure how many there are, but I'm sure orks made up a bunch describing how you wanna punch someone to death.
  10. Orkz is da Biggest and da Baddest!! WAAAGGH!!!

    But let's face it; how can a race who think the most effective way to improve the efficiency of a tool is by attaching more chainsaws to it; not be the best?

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