*after ransacking for a while in the pile of guns, the ork finally finds the biggest bomb* ohi! time to finnish wif diz zpikey wunz round ere! oo dem humiez wif hatz zay in diz zituazzion? o yeah! PUJJE DA ERREFIK!!!WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh how lovely, the Orks have organized a fireworks show in celebration of our new friendship. I'm really moved, about 300yards to be specific.
After returning from his trip to the painboy, Ghazghkull returned to see a gathering of Orks and the followers of Chaos near what appears to be a huge bomb crater."Is it just me or iz it orky in 'ere". Amongst the sounds of death threats and Waaagh!'s and chairs-being-broken-over-heads several good points and arguments could be heard. Seeing his fellow boyz making so much headway in Ork-Chaos relations Ghazghkull couldn't help but be proud. "Now were's that git who highjacked me thread iz gunna krump 'im gud".
ehhh thanks but no thanks. I'd much rather slay loyalists and eldar in public. I'm not too down for dropping by, I've heard about all those horrible things from craigslist. Plus I know you orks must get lonely without any ork women.
Well I don't know dem funny words you used but I'm pretty sure you waz insultin' da Orks. wunz we gets ta da dirt I'm sure we will give ya a very warm welkum... wiv burnaz heh heh
it smells like arm pit, burnt ass, and strawberry vanilla stripper dust in here. wtf is wrong with you greenies? Anyway, so yeah we have cookies and you can have some if you punch a space pansy..I mean Eldar in the neck.
you have a valid point ork, as a brother explained earlier we khornate followers we love ourselves a propper WAAAGHH!!! all this talk about joing forces *looks at chaotic brothers very surpised and confused* Really Guys ? Khorne frowns upon this sight but consider this. how about we instead just try not to necessarily kill each other but intsead you orkz can choose which to eh ehm ''stomp'' first of the pansy eldar or thoose loyalist pupps, while we take the ones you didn't want. think about it gives you orkz time to get even bigger and in the end we may clash in such a glorious slaughter that gork, mork, khorne, nurgle tzeentch and even slaanesh will find themselves beside each other because all of the are gonna wanna see this.
Yes, Khorne might not like it but Lorgar does and there had to have been at least a majority vote amongst Chaos Gods to decide that the preacher gets to be the face of Undivided. So first we offer to save them for last (although I support service to chaos, I cannot excuse a xenos) and then we purify the planet.
