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Why Nobody In 40k Can Get Along (procrastinators Look Here--when You're Free)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by AdmiralAvocado, Jan 12, 2014.

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Your Mother is....

  1. so fat she clogged the eye of terror.

    4 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. so ugly even Slaanesh can't fap to her.

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%

  3. So stupid Ogryns are proud of their intelligence.

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  4. so hideous the Grey Knights use her for training in slaying great unclean ones

    5 vote(s)
    31.3%

  5. so fat, that when she as declared a heretic, she had to be executed by an ordo exterminatus

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%

  6. So ugly joining a repentia squad improved her looks.

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
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  1. Mr.Dakka Mr-Dakka Subordinate

    I remember one called Eattau I think? It was about some tau dude, his kroot buddy, and some other race loving tau chick. Last time I read it they were on an Eldar Maiden world talking to the natives and I think the girl did something sexual to keep the giant space tiger and the kroot from trying to kill eachother.
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    Mr-Dakka, Jan 14, 2014
    #11

  2. The Screaming Chaplain Corphy Prefectus

    you forgot dark eldar XD
    Corphy, Jan 14, 2014
    #12

  3. Mr.Dakka Mr-Dakka Subordinate

    Just gonna let you re-read that from top to bottom again.
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    Mr-Dakka, Jan 14, 2014
    #13

  4. The Screaming Chaplain Corphy Prefectus

    ah yes

    although i think the DE and slaaneshi chaos would party together...sometimes...
    Corphy, Jan 14, 2014
    #14

  5. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    Actually no little know fact even though DE do EVERYTHING like a follower if slaanesh they actually hate slaanesh as much as craftworlders but do slaaneshi things to try to preserve their souls from slaanesh but eventually begin to enjoy it as slaanesh continues to nibble on their souls
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    bossaroo, Jan 16, 2014
    #15

  6. BridgetFisher BridgetFisher Subordinate

    The sisters repentia are true heros as they battle for their own salvation under the emperors light, their also quite fashionable as well.
    BridgetFisher, Jan 16, 2014
    #16

  7. AdmiralAvocado AdmiralAvocado Subordinate


    yes but they mutilate themselves as well
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    AdmiralAvocado, Jan 16, 2014
    #17

  8. The Screaming Chaplain Corphy Prefectus

    i know that
    they would still party as well as work with just about anybody if it helped them...
    Corphy, Jan 16, 2014
    #18

  9. Uriel1339 Uriel1339 Lord of Posts

    I just leave this here for discussion:

    http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Rainbow_Warriors

    The Rainbow Warriors are briefly mentioned in Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader, in which a Rainbow Warrior marine is illustrated being shot by an Adepta Sororitas. Their Chapter colors are listed as "multi-coloured".[1]

    Edit:

    also:

    http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Avengers#.UtgUTtLXNp4
    Under Chapter Master "Captain America"

    http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Dictators#.UtgUYNLXNp4
    Under Chapter Master <record deleted>
    Uriel1339, Jan 16, 2014
    #19

  10. Corvus Corax BearGryllsVituhmins Subordinate

    yeah, everyone should check the flash gitz site out. just don't scroll down to read the comments section.
    BearGryllsVituhmins, Jan 16, 2014
    #20
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