Looted from "Gone With the Blastwave", a very grim and very funny story about how wonderful war is! Any questions?
The crate and barrels aren't actually that bad... Though I wouldn't stumble into a battlefield wearing the red one.
How hilarious it would be to have the ability to disguise yourself as miscellaneous objects on the battle field or even feign death as a kommando. Even more hilarious if your ambushes are actually successful.