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Why do Orkz wear pants?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Zael, May 26, 2017.

  1. Loadza Dakka Skull_Splitta Well-Known Member

    Deff Skwadron showed Kommanda Uzgob exiting an outhouse.

    Make of that what you will...
  2. Cuz real niggas don't flex nutz

    cuz real ass niggas know they got 'em
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  3. Spookums MasterSpookums Well-Known Member

    Orks: Smart enough to make weapons even humans don't understand. Not smart enough to put their pants on the right way. Try explaining that.
  4. Cydonia Cydonia Well-Known Member

    It's been stated in the lore previously that they do have genitals, and they even urinate on gretchin/snotlings to humiliate them. I don't think it's been stated since that they don't have any.
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  5. Didn't an ork piss on some LSM's head before?
  6. There was an old Ork board game based around bar fights. One of the signature move was "Kick 'em in da danglies." I leave it up to the reader to ponder what that might entail.
  7. The reason for that is because space marines literature spray bs out there mouths. The emperor this. The emperor that. It like all space marines are married to the emperor.
  8. They have butts. Maybe all waste comes from the anus?

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